@coronationcavity.bsky.social
01-01-2000
Homestuck veteran with the deepest hyperfocus issues
I make really cursed edits sometimes, text posts are virtually always me whining
Homestuck veteran with the deepest hyperfocus issues
I make really cursed edits sometimes, text posts are virtually always me whining
The things I have wished upon these people would put me on the CIA watchlist
October 30, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The things I have wished upon these people would put me on the CIA watchlist
If you order food for your kids at 9-10-11 at night, I hope your kids get taken away because clearly you are a horrible parent.
Your child is not screaming in the backseat because they are hungry, they are screaming because they are exhausted, they should be asleep in bed
Your child is not screaming in the backseat because they are hungry, they are screaming because they are exhausted, they should be asleep in bed
October 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If you order food for your kids at 9-10-11 at night, I hope your kids get taken away because clearly you are a horrible parent.
Your child is not screaming in the backseat because they are hungry, they are screaming because they are exhausted, they should be asleep in bed
Your child is not screaming in the backseat because they are hungry, they are screaming because they are exhausted, they should be asleep in bed
WHO THE FUCK ORDERS SIX CORNDOGS???
October 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
WHO THE FUCK ORDERS SIX CORNDOGS???
To the person that ordered six (6) jr. burgers I hope your food is slightly cooler than you expect it to be when you take a bite
September 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
To the person that ordered six (6) jr. burgers I hope your food is slightly cooler than you expect it to be when you take a bite
The number of people that have pulled into drive thru asking if we're doing anything for "National Cheeseburger Day' should be embarrassing like go home bro make yourself a burger I garuntee it'll taste so much better 😭😭
September 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
The number of people that have pulled into drive thru asking if we're doing anything for "National Cheeseburger Day' should be embarrassing like go home bro make yourself a burger I garuntee it'll taste so much better 😭😭
Reposted
Only day you can post this!
July 11, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Only day you can post this!
I posted this on my Tumblr some time ago but figured someone else would want to uber-cursed Puppet Simp Background
For the record, it was made as a joke and I got sentimentally attached to it so it was my phone background for several months
For the record, it was made as a joke and I got sentimentally attached to it so it was my phone background for several months
March 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I posted this on my Tumblr some time ago but figured someone else would want to uber-cursed Puppet Simp Background
For the record, it was made as a joke and I got sentimentally attached to it so it was my phone background for several months
For the record, it was made as a joke and I got sentimentally attached to it so it was my phone background for several months