Concordia's Corny Corner
@cornycorner.bsky.social
Serving up the cheesiest jokes, puns, and humor! Warning: May cause excessive groans and laughter!
Why do reindeer wear bells? 🦌
Because their horns don’t work! 📯✌️
Because their horns don’t work! 📯✌️
December 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Why do reindeer wear bells? 🦌
Because their horns don’t work! 📯✌️
Because their horns don’t work! 📯✌️
Why didn’t the pancake chef realize it was Friday?🥞
It crêpe’d up on him. 🙃✌️
It crêpe’d up on him. 🙃✌️
December 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Why didn’t the pancake chef realize it was Friday?🥞
It crêpe’d up on him. 🙃✌️
It crêpe’d up on him. 🙃✌️
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? ⛄
He has a meltdown. 😀✌️
He has a meltdown. 😀✌️
December 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? ⛄
He has a meltdown. 😀✌️
He has a meltdown. 😀✌️
How do you read a book about plants? 🪴
You leaf through it. 🍂
Have an awesome day! ✌️
You leaf through it. 🍂
Have an awesome day! ✌️
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
How do you read a book about plants? 🪴
You leaf through it. 🍂
Have an awesome day! ✌️
You leaf through it. 🍂
Have an awesome day! ✌️
Good Morning!
What did the cake say to the fork? 🎂🍴
"You want a piece of me?" 🍰🙃✌️
What did the cake say to the fork? 🎂🍴
"You want a piece of me?" 🍰🙃✌️
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Good Morning!
What did the cake say to the fork? 🎂🍴
"You want a piece of me?" 🍰🙃✌️
What did the cake say to the fork? 🎂🍴
"You want a piece of me?" 🍰🙃✌️
What kind of bread do you eat on Wednesday? 🍞
Hump-ernickel
Hope you have an awesome day! ✌️
Hump-ernickel
Hope you have an awesome day! ✌️
November 12, 2025 at 1:06 PM
What kind of bread do you eat on Wednesday? 🍞
Hump-ernickel
Hope you have an awesome day! ✌️
Hump-ernickel
Hope you have an awesome day! ✌️
What did the Iceberg say to the Romaine on Friday?
Lettuce celebrate! 🥬
Have a great day. ✌️
Lettuce celebrate! 🥬
Have a great day. ✌️
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
What did the Iceberg say to the Romaine on Friday?
Lettuce celebrate! 🥬
Have a great day. ✌️
Lettuce celebrate! 🥬
Have a great day. ✌️
What kind of tea is hard to swallow? 🫖
Reality✌️
Reality✌️
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
What kind of tea is hard to swallow? 🫖
Reality✌️
Reality✌️
Happy Halloween! 🎃👻
October 31, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Happy Halloween! 🎃👻
Good Morning! ✌️
October 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Good Morning! ✌️
Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? 🥒🫙🥒
"Dill with it". 😁
Have a great day. ✌️
"Dill with it". 😁
Have a great day. ✌️
October 24, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? 🥒🫙🥒
"Dill with it". 😁
Have a great day. ✌️
"Dill with it". 😁
Have a great day. ✌️
Good Morning!
What job did the frog have at the hotel? 🏨
Bellhop 🐸🙃✌️
What job did the frog have at the hotel? 🏨
Bellhop 🐸🙃✌️
October 21, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Good Morning!
What job did the frog have at the hotel? 🏨
Bellhop 🐸🙃✌️
What job did the frog have at the hotel? 🏨
Bellhop 🐸🙃✌️
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? 🧛
A necktarine! 🤣
Let the sunshine hit you in the face. ✌️
A necktarine! 🤣
Let the sunshine hit you in the face. ✌️
October 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? 🧛
A necktarine! 🤣
Let the sunshine hit you in the face. ✌️
A necktarine! 🤣
Let the sunshine hit you in the face. ✌️
What has four wheels and flies? 🪰
A garbage truck. 🤣
Hope you have a wonderful day!✌️
A garbage truck. 🤣
Hope you have a wonderful day!✌️
October 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
What has four wheels and flies? 🪰
A garbage truck. 🤣
Hope you have a wonderful day!✌️
A garbage truck. 🤣
Hope you have a wonderful day!✌️
Good Morning!
How do you get a squirrel to like you? 🐿️
Act like a nut. 🌰✌️
How do you get a squirrel to like you? 🐿️
Act like a nut. 🌰✌️
September 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Good Morning!
How do you get a squirrel to like you? 🐿️
Act like a nut. 🌰✌️
How do you get a squirrel to like you? 🐿️
Act like a nut. 🌰✌️
What do cows do on date night? 🐄
Go to the moo-vies.🐮📽️🍿
Have a beautiful day!✌️
Go to the moo-vies.🐮📽️🍿
Have a beautiful day!✌️
September 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
What do cows do on date night? 🐄
Go to the moo-vies.🐮📽️🍿
Have a beautiful day!✌️
Go to the moo-vies.🐮📽️🍿
Have a beautiful day!✌️
How do you make time go fast on Monday? ⌛
Throw a clock. 🕰️
🙃✌️
Throw a clock. 🕰️
🙃✌️
September 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
How do you make time go fast on Monday? ⌛
Throw a clock. 🕰️
🙃✌️
Throw a clock. 🕰️
🙃✌️
What do you call two birds in love? 🐦💕🐦
Tweethearts 😍
Hope you have a splendid day!✌️
Tweethearts 😍
Hope you have a splendid day!✌️
September 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
What do you call two birds in love? 🐦💕🐦
Tweethearts 😍
Hope you have a splendid day!✌️
Tweethearts 😍
Hope you have a splendid day!✌️
Good Morning beautiful people! ✌️
September 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Good Morning beautiful people! ✌️
What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?
A hardened criminal. 🤣
Hope you have an awesome day!✌️
A hardened criminal. 🤣
Hope you have an awesome day!✌️
September 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement?
A hardened criminal. 🤣
Hope you have an awesome day!✌️
A hardened criminal. 🤣
Hope you have an awesome day!✌️