Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993) on LaserDisc®
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i like reggae and sodium. once i saw a blimp
i’ve never been run over by a car before but i imagine being an out of shape middle aged alcoholic going to their first hot yoga class is a similar deal
February 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
i’ve never been run over by a car before but i imagine being an out of shape middle aged alcoholic going to their first hot yoga class is a similar deal
got shit to do but jerkin off instead
call that procrasturbation
call that procrasturbation
February 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
got shit to do but jerkin off instead
call that procrasturbation
call that procrasturbation
i feel like bath salts are due for a comeback
January 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i feel like bath salts are due for a comeback
the guys who make ouija boards are pretty dumb for not doing a qwerty layout
December 3, 2024 at 8:04 PM
the guys who make ouija boards are pretty dumb for not doing a qwerty layout
i’m pretty sure i was at that party
November 25, 2024 at 5:40 AM
i’m pretty sure i was at that party
post a picture of yourself so the newbies know who they’re dealing with
November 22, 2024 at 11:49 PM
post a picture of yourself so the newbies know who they’re dealing with
as you get older you start taking your health more seriously that’s why i’m drinking a tea made by boiling my old electronics so that i don’t end up with a microplastics deficiency
November 22, 2024 at 8:55 PM
as you get older you start taking your health more seriously that’s why i’m drinking a tea made by boiling my old electronics so that i don’t end up with a microplastics deficiency
they should make an Air Bud sequel where the dog becomes a professional gambler and goes to las vegas for a poker tournament and then gets into serious debt and ends having to do really messed up favors for the mob
November 16, 2024 at 11:47 PM
they should make an Air Bud sequel where the dog becomes a professional gambler and goes to las vegas for a poker tournament and then gets into serious debt and ends having to do really messed up favors for the mob
“this is just like 1984” bro you weren’t even alive back then you sound so dumb right now
October 5, 2024 at 9:16 PM
“this is just like 1984” bro you weren’t even alive back then you sound so dumb right now
handcuffing myself to the door of taco bell until they make bean burritos 99 cents again ✊
September 17, 2024 at 8:45 PM
handcuffing myself to the door of taco bell until they make bean burritos 99 cents again ✊
an introduction to topology explained thru learning how to put on women’s lingerie
August 22, 2024 at 5:53 AM
an introduction to topology explained thru learning how to put on women’s lingerie
gotta hand it to the dude who named an insect a “fly”, absolutely nailed that one.
August 1, 2024 at 4:50 PM
gotta hand it to the dude who named an insect a “fly”, absolutely nailed that one.
manic pixie dirtbag
July 25, 2024 at 3:36 AM
manic pixie dirtbag
i would’ve made that shot
July 14, 2024 at 3:27 PM
i would’ve made that shot
“Mr. Kaczynski, as your editor may I suggest rewording this to ‘Industrial society and its consequences have been a bit of a mixed bag for the human race’? I mean we don’t want to come off as too alarmist here do we?”
June 29, 2024 at 2:23 PM
“Mr. Kaczynski, as your editor may I suggest rewording this to ‘Industrial society and its consequences have been a bit of a mixed bag for the human race’? I mean we don’t want to come off as too alarmist here do we?”
i was just smoking outside a restaurant and a random girl walking by asked if i was stoked for the evanescence concert
just fucking kill me.
just fucking kill me.
June 6, 2024 at 7:48 PM
i was just smoking outside a restaurant and a random girl walking by asked if i was stoked for the evanescence concert
just fucking kill me.
just fucking kill me.
ever drink a bottle of cough syrup and your hallucinations have a getty images watermark
May 28, 2024 at 9:33 AM
ever drink a bottle of cough syrup and your hallucinations have a getty images watermark
It's 4/20 and you know what that means
That's right - it's the 163rd anniversary of Thaddeus S. C. Lowe making his record hot air balloon journey, flying 900 miles from Cincinnati to South Carolina
That's right - it's the 163rd anniversary of Thaddeus S. C. Lowe making his record hot air balloon journey, flying 900 miles from Cincinnati to South Carolina
April 20, 2024 at 6:47 PM
It's 4/20 and you know what that means
That's right - it's the 163rd anniversary of Thaddeus S. C. Lowe making his record hot air balloon journey, flying 900 miles from Cincinnati to South Carolina
That's right - it's the 163rd anniversary of Thaddeus S. C. Lowe making his record hot air balloon journey, flying 900 miles from Cincinnati to South Carolina
what's the point of circumcising your kids it's not even gonna improve their kickflip abilities
March 16, 2024 at 2:34 PM
what's the point of circumcising your kids it's not even gonna improve their kickflip abilities
it’s pretty crazy that lou gehrig ended up getting a disease that has the same name as him like what are the odds of that
February 18, 2024 at 3:04 PM
it’s pretty crazy that lou gehrig ended up getting a disease that has the same name as him like what are the odds of that
under new cdc guidelines you can now safely eat up to four (4) dollars in small coins
February 17, 2024 at 10:49 PM
under new cdc guidelines you can now safely eat up to four (4) dollars in small coins
intentionally making myself a paraplegic so I can get a wheelchair with dual exhaust stacks and roll coal on that bad boy
January 27, 2024 at 6:05 PM
intentionally making myself a paraplegic so I can get a wheelchair with dual exhaust stacks and roll coal on that bad boy
babylon bee intern reading from two slips of paper he just drew from a hat: “dentist… identifies as… metallica?”
editor: “brilliant. no notes. print it”
editor: “brilliant. no notes. print it”
January 9, 2024 at 2:50 AM
babylon bee intern reading from two slips of paper he just drew from a hat: “dentist… identifies as… metallica?”
editor: “brilliant. no notes. print it”
editor: “brilliant. no notes. print it”
back when i was a kid you would sometimes see dog poop that was white, but you never do anymore
why?
because of woke
why?
because of woke
December 29, 2023 at 3:21 AM
back when i was a kid you would sometimes see dog poop that was white, but you never do anymore
why?
because of woke
why?
because of woke
*breaks through into hyperspace and begins to commune with the machine elves*
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"this dmt trip is brought to you by Nord VPN"
December 15, 2023 at 6:56 PM
*breaks through into hyperspace and begins to commune with the machine elves*
"this dmt trip is brought to you by Nord VPN"
"this dmt trip is brought to you by Nord VPN"