cornsandwitch
@cornsandwitch.bsky.social
jack of all trades. master of all of those trades also.
just scheduled my full hand tattoo appointment for later this year with a rly cool artist 😏
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
just scheduled my full hand tattoo appointment for later this year with a rly cool artist 😏
as a (former?) swiftie, it’s been rough watching taylor have such a sydney sweeney year. it’s like becoming a billionaire actually flips a switch in ppls brains 😔
December 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
as a (former?) swiftie, it’s been rough watching taylor have such a sydney sweeney year. it’s like becoming a billionaire actually flips a switch in ppls brains 😔
i swatched some lipstick on the back of my hand yesterday and after over 24 hours, a full night of sleep, and a shower, it hasn’t budged and tragically i don’t remember what lipstick it was 🥀
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i swatched some lipstick on the back of my hand yesterday and after over 24 hours, a full night of sleep, and a shower, it hasn’t budged and tragically i don’t remember what lipstick it was 🥀
what’s the WORD what’s the WORD i’m the internet girl 💃⌨️
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
what’s the WORD what’s the WORD i’m the internet girl 💃⌨️
i should get a trampoline 🤔
November 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i should get a trampoline 🤔
i fear the time has come for me to give myself baby bangs 👀
September 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
i fear the time has come for me to give myself baby bangs 👀
violence against the bourgeoisie and private property is unacceptable. violence against everyone else is just governance.
September 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
violence against the bourgeoisie and private property is unacceptable. violence against everyone else is just governance.
finally filled up my #focusfriend room with objectively all of the best decor options. i rly hope it gets to expand with more rooms in the near future. ill continue using it regardless because this app has been so effective in keeping me off my phone and given me my life back @hankgreen.bsky.social
September 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
finally filled up my #focusfriend room with objectively all of the best decor options. i rly hope it gets to expand with more rooms in the near future. ill continue using it regardless because this app has been so effective in keeping me off my phone and given me my life back @hankgreen.bsky.social
thinking of getting a drum set btw
August 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
thinking of getting a drum set btw
“all eyes on me” is back on my daily playlist in case you were wondering how im handling the uh *gestures broadly* #boburnham
August 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
“all eyes on me” is back on my daily playlist in case you were wondering how im handling the uh *gestures broadly* #boburnham
been thinking about getting a tramp stamp for over a year now and it still feels like a good idea 😏
August 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
been thinking about getting a tramp stamp for over a year now and it still feels like a good idea 😏
sorry but i rly hate when they put salt on chocolate foods
August 16, 2025 at 12:23 PM
sorry but i rly hate when they put salt on chocolate foods
got a piece accepted into my first art show btw 🥰
August 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
got a piece accepted into my first art show btw 🥰
was doctor who only good during my teenage years specifically (9th-11th doctors) or is doctor who the kind of show that is only good to teenage taste?
August 7, 2025 at 11:20 AM
was doctor who only good during my teenage years specifically (9th-11th doctors) or is doctor who the kind of show that is only good to teenage taste?
i love my new pigeon tattoo sm 🥰🐦
August 5, 2025 at 11:29 AM
i love my new pigeon tattoo sm 🥰🐦
rly want to get into cosplaying soon. on the hunt for local cons and costume ideas
July 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
rly want to get into cosplaying soon. on the hunt for local cons and costume ideas
should i bleach my hair blonde for the kesha concert? no, right?
July 8, 2025 at 10:17 AM
should i bleach my hair blonde for the kesha concert? no, right?
i’m literally my biggest fan and rewatch my tiktoks alllll the time EXCEPT for the ones where i’m talking. those ones can smd and i usually delete them after a while because why can’t i sound normal jfc
July 6, 2025 at 6:19 PM
i’m literally my biggest fan and rewatch my tiktoks alllll the time EXCEPT for the ones where i’m talking. those ones can smd and i usually delete them after a while because why can’t i sound normal jfc
new kesha album slaps btw
July 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
new kesha album slaps btw
after all of this is over and we rebuild under a matriarchy, there will be no more fireworks because women understand that if it scares the dogs and the squirrels and the rabbits and the deer that it must stop because we must put protection of our most vulnerable before human amusement
July 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
after all of this is over and we rebuild under a matriarchy, there will be no more fireworks because women understand that if it scares the dogs and the squirrels and the rabbits and the deer that it must stop because we must put protection of our most vulnerable before human amusement
idk if i’ll ever be ready for micro bangs but i have been thinking about getting a septum piercing for a while now. need some kind of permanent fixture to repel conservative men.
July 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
idk if i’ll ever be ready for micro bangs but i have been thinking about getting a septum piercing for a while now. need some kind of permanent fixture to repel conservative men.
after a very long and dark period of egg ick, i am thrilled to announce that i like eggs again. it is good to be alive.
July 1, 2025 at 11:31 AM
after a very long and dark period of egg ick, i am thrilled to announce that i like eggs again. it is good to be alive.
listening through the jesse mccartney catalog in preparation for his concert in october. he really sounds like how crushes used to feel before i became a man hater 🥰
June 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
listening through the jesse mccartney catalog in preparation for his concert in october. he really sounds like how crushes used to feel before i became a man hater 🥰
mailmen are so cute in the summer with their lil shorts 🥹
June 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
mailmen are so cute in the summer with their lil shorts 🥹
they need to stop making everything touch screen because my fingertips are always covered in superglue. won’t somebody think about accessibility for chronic crafters 😩
June 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
they need to stop making everything touch screen because my fingertips are always covered in superglue. won’t somebody think about accessibility for chronic crafters 😩