"Cornpone" Kennedy - parody
@cornponekennedy.bsky.social
What I hear when the junior senator from Louisiana speaks. A bright blue light in blood-red Louisiana
Yes. Actual quote. From a congressional hearing.
January 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Yes. Actual quote. From a congressional hearing.
Enjoy the hyphen.
January 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Enjoy the hyphen.
Like my grandad always said,
January 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Like my grandad always said,
Lightin' chickens...
January 4, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Lightin' chickens...
*Not parody
January 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
*Not parody
*actual quote this time...
January 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
*actual quote this time...
A Democrat trying to pass tax policy is like a bull shittin' in a cornfield. Neither one of'em can name a cousin that ain't whistled Dixie in a tornaduh.
January 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
A Democrat trying to pass tax policy is like a bull shittin' in a cornfield. Neither one of'em can name a cousin that ain't whistled Dixie in a tornaduh.
Every young man remembers thuh girl that stole his virginity, like thuh Democrats who stole Christmas.
January 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Every young man remembers thuh girl that stole his virginity, like thuh Democrats who stole Christmas.
If uh chicken shits on yer roof, you know yer dog is still goin' tuh bite yer landscaperer fer trimmin' yer blueberries.
January 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
If uh chicken shits on yer roof, you know yer dog is still goin' tuh bite yer landscaperer fer trimmin' yer blueberries.
Watching a train driving in thuh fog reminds me of what a colonoscopy probably looks like: a flashlight in low visibility, praying tuh the good Lord tuh not hit anything unexpected.
January 2, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Watching a train driving in thuh fog reminds me of what a colonoscopy probably looks like: a flashlight in low visibility, praying tuh the good Lord tuh not hit anything unexpected.