RUUUUDY...wait no...AAAAASTIN!

Well done and well deserved!

reminds me of the old Blazing Saddles line:

"What do you like to do?"
"I don't know...play chess, screw..."
"....let's play chess"

Maybe someone should gift Douthat a chess board.

If your country is free and fair and prosperous, you don't need to indoctrinate the kids...they'll come to the conclusion that their country is worth loving on their own. Of course, if it's none of those things, feeding them a steady stream of rah-rah propaganda works in a pinch...

quick way to take inventory on the nasty laptops in the office: send a quick survey on who goes out to lunch or otherwise eats away from their desk, vs. who doesn't. Chances are good that the latter group have crumbs, sticky bits, etc on their laptops.

Leave your keys in the car so he can [insert Captain Harris voice]: MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT!!![/harris]