bill
cornhousebill.bsky.social
bill
@cornhousebill.bsky.social
im cool and epic
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Instant all-timer here:
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Me pretending to be a new yorker
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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October 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i hate the long day factory
September 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
i miss weird al
September 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
hello riot fest day 2
September 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
hello riot fest
September 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
the bar that gives you beer
September 19, 2025 at 4:22 AM
*makes you walk over to a big red X and drops an anvil on your head
September 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
i suddenly miss my homer simpson burger king watch
September 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
hey there fucko
May 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
we're so back
January 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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January 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Watched almost all of Wallace and Gromit last night. I was surprised that there were only a few short films and only two movies including the new one considering how long this has been around.
January 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
thinking about how I could just swing the kettlebell directly into my balls but I choose not to every time
January 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Hitting the jigsaw bong would fix me I think
December 23, 2024 at 3:53 AM
All done with surgery stuff. She can pull off a flat ear.
December 23, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Irrationally annoyed that I can't finish 2 social links in Persona 3. I had all the time in the world but the game fucked me hard from all the school days off.
December 21, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Cone cat cone cat, I'm glad she's still loving on me after all of that.
December 10, 2024 at 8:47 AM
Stress from cat surgery is over (it went well). Now welcoming stress from work. I'm just a little guy please stop giving me responsibilities.
December 10, 2024 at 6:12 AM
surgery day for my cat aaaaa
December 9, 2024 at 2:12 PM
i like gaming
December 7, 2024 at 2:05 PM
dude i love being a 31 year old adult with an air fryer
December 2, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Glad this shit month is almost over. December is not allowed to be shit month. Things are getting better but no more shit months pls.
November 28, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Hopefully this doctor's trip will actually do something for me this time, im so tired man
November 25, 2024 at 6:49 PM