Cornelius Peter
@corneliuspeter.bsky.social
Actor, Writer, Comedian
Debut novel 'The Big Snooze' available now on Amazon
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1737654407
Debut novel 'The Big Snooze' available now on Amazon
https://www.amazon.com/dp/1737654407
February 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Don't be fooled. Musk holding court in the oval office was just a distraction while his son cornered the booger market. #elon #presidentmusk #boogergate
February 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Don't be fooled. Musk holding court in the oval office was just a distraction while his son cornered the booger market. #elon #presidentmusk #boogergate
If they do away with the #penny how the hell am I going to cash my residual checks?
#sag #sagactor #mailboxmoney #sweetsweetcashola
#sag #sagactor #mailboxmoney #sweetsweetcashola
February 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
If they do away with the #penny how the hell am I going to cash my residual checks?
#sag #sagactor #mailboxmoney #sweetsweetcashola
#sag #sagactor #mailboxmoney #sweetsweetcashola
Little known fact: 'Free Bird' by Lynyrd Skynyrd was originally written as a jingle for 'buy-one-get-one-free' fried chicken commercial.
February 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Little known fact: 'Free Bird' by Lynyrd Skynyrd was originally written as a jingle for 'buy-one-get-one-free' fried chicken commercial.
The only reason they're not calling it a coup is because they can't spell it.
February 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The only reason they're not calling it a coup is because they can't spell it.
Every day feels like a week. Every week feels like a month. Every month feels like a year, specifically Germany 1933.
February 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Every day feels like a week. Every week feels like a month. Every month feels like a year, specifically Germany 1933.
When the students misbehave I just threaten to put on bluegrass music and they get in line real quick.
February 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
When the students misbehave I just threaten to put on bluegrass music and they get in line real quick.
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Some handy math from #SiliconValley, a big-brained show for big-brained people. Take notes
February 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Some handy math from #SiliconValley, a big-brained show for big-brained people. Take notes
Living in a country where people begged for a dictator then complain when he acts like a dictator isn't all that surprising when you consider that for the last two decades the same people having been begging for more superhero movies then complaining there's too many superhero movies. #mcu
February 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Living in a country where people begged for a dictator then complain when he acts like a dictator isn't all that surprising when you consider that for the last two decades the same people having been begging for more superhero movies then complaining there's too many superhero movies. #mcu
Guess who’s tax refunds are going to be funneled into the “sovereign wealth fund”?
February 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Guess who’s tax refunds are going to be funneled into the “sovereign wealth fund”?
Punxsutawney Phil just predicted six more weeks of democracy. #groundhogday #2025 #democracy #groundhog
February 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Punxsutawney Phil just predicted six more weeks of democracy. #groundhogday #2025 #democracy #groundhog
Man, just when you think you're having a nice morning, you walk past a person taking a dump in the street. Thanks Los Angeles. Stay real. #LosAngeles
February 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Man, just when you think you're having a nice morning, you walk past a person taking a dump in the street. Thanks Los Angeles. Stay real. #LosAngeles
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This is a hostile takeover of the federal government by a private citizen of unlimited means with no restrictions and no transparency. Welcome to the Deep State www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
Exclusive: Musk aides lock government workers out of computer systems at US agency, sources say
Aides to Elon Musk charged with running the U.S. government human resources agency have locked career civil servants out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees, according to two agency officials.
www.reuters.com
January 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This is a hostile takeover of the federal government by a private citizen of unlimited means with no restrictions and no transparency. Welcome to the Deep State www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
“Thirty days has September, April, June, and November. All the rest have thirty one, except January, which has 437.”
January 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
“Thirty days has September, April, June, and November. All the rest have thirty one, except January, which has 437.”
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The level of stupidity alone is suffocating.
January 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The level of stupidity alone is suffocating.
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Trump is an extremely dangerous man--stupid, vindictive, fixated on payback for his enemies. This country will be lucky to survive him.
January 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Trump is an extremely dangerous man--stupid, vindictive, fixated on payback for his enemies. This country will be lucky to survive him.
Robert Menendez just traded in gold bars for gray bars. #nj #politics #corruption #jail #greybarhotel
January 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Robert Menendez just traded in gold bars for gray bars. #nj #politics #corruption #jail #greybarhotel
Sure the country is a dumpster fire, but at least we don't have to hear that fucking song by "Wetleg" every five seconds anymore.
January 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Sure the country is a dumpster fire, but at least we don't have to hear that fucking song by "Wetleg" every five seconds anymore.