Cornell Reid
@corneezy.bsky.social
Cornell Reid Live From The Basement out 12/20 on YouTube
Scouring the warriors season schedule looking for Al Horford bobble head night
October 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Scouring the warriors season schedule looking for Al Horford bobble head night
NORTH KOREA!!!
Come on out 11/15 for a
day PACKED full of laughs, gags and good times! So honored to be booked on this festival with so many talented friends. Can't wait to see you there!
Come on out 11/15 for a
day PACKED full of laughs, gags and good times! So honored to be booked on this festival with so many talented friends. Can't wait to see you there!
September 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
NORTH KOREA!!!
Come on out 11/15 for a
day PACKED full of laughs, gags and good times! So honored to be booked on this festival with so many talented friends. Can't wait to see you there!
Come on out 11/15 for a
day PACKED full of laughs, gags and good times! So honored to be booked on this festival with so many talented friends. Can't wait to see you there!
Just said yes to the Pyongyang comedy festival. Wish me luck! Gonna be a good time with lots of laughs!
September 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Just said yes to the Pyongyang comedy festival. Wish me luck! Gonna be a good time with lots of laughs!
Sad to announce that I have to suspend all of my live college debates until further notice. Any discussions with me re: the superiority of daniel tiger compared to bluey will have to take place off campus. Thank you for your understanding during this difficult time.
September 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Sad to announce that I have to suspend all of my live college debates until further notice. Any discussions with me re: the superiority of daniel tiger compared to bluey will have to take place off campus. Thank you for your understanding during this difficult time.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
September 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i read the good morning america website top to bottom every morning
September 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
i read the good morning america website top to bottom every morning
I feel like “keep honking” stickers are just about to hit their prime
August 31, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I feel like “keep honking” stickers are just about to hit their prime
just found out the cross is a christian thing? i thought it was like a nike swoosh
May 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
just found out the cross is a christian thing? i thought it was like a nike swoosh
are we in a recession? well we do have a movie in theaters called "clown in a cornfield" so...
May 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
are we in a recession? well we do have a movie in theaters called "clown in a cornfield" so...
My friend who works at the Vatican says that this time during the conclave all the cardinals are playing their own version of beast games to decide the new pope
May 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My friend who works at the Vatican says that this time during the conclave all the cardinals are playing their own version of beast games to decide the new pope
Just binged all of Paul American. What a crazy family! (In a good way!)
May 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Just binged all of Paul American. What a crazy family! (In a good way!)
Hey, excuse me, Canada?
Yeah we hate him too.
(And yeah, I’m talking about Drumpf)
Yeah we hate him too.
(And yeah, I’m talking about Drumpf)
May 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Hey, excuse me, Canada?
Yeah we hate him too.
(And yeah, I’m talking about Drumpf)
Yeah we hate him too.
(And yeah, I’m talking about Drumpf)
Hey Elon Musk,
This country is no longer a safe spacex
You’ve actually turned this country into a Messla
This country is no longer a safe spacex
You’ve actually turned this country into a Messla
May 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hey Elon Musk,
This country is no longer a safe spacex
You’ve actually turned this country into a Messla
This country is no longer a safe spacex
You’ve actually turned this country into a Messla
I only care about equal rights on days that end in Y!
May 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I only care about equal rights on days that end in Y!
i don't care what those right wing numbskulls think. i say EVERY day is RBG appreciation day. #sorryNOTsorry
May 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
i don't care what those right wing numbskulls think. i say EVERY day is RBG appreciation day. #sorryNOTsorry
i heard we found some signs of intelligent life on another planet which is exciting cuz I know we didn't find any signs of that in the white house!
April 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
i heard we found some signs of intelligent life on another planet which is exciting cuz I know we didn't find any signs of that in the white house!
elon musk acting like a total buffoon? talk about something I DID have on my 2025 bingo card 🙄
April 30, 2025 at 9:10 PM
elon musk acting like a total buffoon? talk about something I DID have on my 2025 bingo card 🙄
April 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
i heard that nfl teams didnt draft shedeur sanders cuz he is reportedly "scared of footballs"
April 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
i heard that nfl teams didnt draft shedeur sanders cuz he is reportedly "scared of footballs"
TFW the group chat um...like...the group chat does -wait no, I've got it
TFW the group chat goes absolutely off 😂😂😂
(TFW means "that feeling when")
(Please rebluesky this bluesky and give me a follow, darn it!)
TFW the group chat goes absolutely off 😂😂😂
(TFW means "that feeling when")
(Please rebluesky this bluesky and give me a follow, darn it!)
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
TFW the group chat um...like...the group chat does -wait no, I've got it
TFW the group chat goes absolutely off 😂😂😂
(TFW means "that feeling when")
(Please rebluesky this bluesky and give me a follow, darn it!)
TFW the group chat goes absolutely off 😂😂😂
(TFW means "that feeling when")
(Please rebluesky this bluesky and give me a follow, darn it!)
the clowns in congress did it again. what a bunch of clowns.
April 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the clowns in congress did it again. what a bunch of clowns.
i've been trying to stay off my phone more. my average screentime is 24hrs/day (I keepone finger on candy crush while I sleep)
April 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i've been trying to stay off my phone more. my average screentime is 24hrs/day (I keepone finger on candy crush while I sleep)
Oh man did I clash with my constituents at my town hall last night. No more drinking twisted tea before those things anymore.
March 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Oh man did I clash with my constituents at my town hall last night. No more drinking twisted tea before those things anymore.
I decided I’m pro Russia now too. Fuck it. Where’s my adidas track suit?
March 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I decided I’m pro Russia now too. Fuck it. Where’s my adidas track suit?