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Corn🌽
@corn-hm.bsky.social
Professional forehead smoocher
Fuck them and i'll beat them up for inconveniencing you but also hating work enough to give that little of a shit I can't help but respect it (assuming they didn't just fuck up)
July 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I would trade you in a heart beat, I was designed for fog and rain and prancing around the scottish highlands, not sitting with my face pressed against a fan
June 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
You can send switch screenshots to your phone but is a hassle compared to just posting them directly
March 10, 2025 at 9:25 AM
something something johnlock... its been a long day
November 30, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Do you think John Watson says this when he wants to hook up with Sherlock Holmes
November 30, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Do you think Sherlock Holmes says this when he's nervous
November 30, 2024 at 6:43 PM
I occasionally call people bubba because of my parts
November 24, 2024 at 8:03 PM
My cat loves jumping and hanging off of my door handle, too heavy to fully pull it down, making a huge noise when she inevitable lets go

And when that fails she screams

She has making noise down to a science
November 23, 2024 at 2:58 PM
The reasons given are always shit as well

AI is good because it's quick, free labour. Cool cool cool, the planet is dying
November 22, 2024 at 9:53 PM
im here for you, little gnome
November 20, 2024 at 10:12 PM
My ex, who proof read the first draft, was alot less enthusiastic lmao
November 19, 2024 at 4:14 PM
When I was 20 something I wrote a genshin fanfic so shit I uninstalled microsoft word
November 19, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Banger cosplay, insane how accurate it is - always amazes me when fandoms can properly guess the correct colour schemes for manga-only characters
November 18, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Everyone back off, she's only kissing me and her wife
November 18, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Poison damage, smart
November 17, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Do you think Sukuna has a second, giant, toothbrush
November 17, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Not the cleverest insult, the loudest insult should win

It's not debate until my ears are ringing and I've got a headache
November 17, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Everyone else blushing because Felix said something as simple as thank you
November 16, 2024 at 10:43 PM
Pff that's hilarious
November 16, 2024 at 8:08 PM
All your monsters look very polite
November 16, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Is it cannibalism if a man eats another man's toe nails?
November 15, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Ah! is it hot frosty? Would you believe me if I told you there's more than one movie where a woman falls in love with a snowman
November 15, 2024 at 8:25 PM
is it a particularly well endowed or voluptuous snowman?
November 15, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Reposted by Corn🌽
A number of artists and creators have made their home on Bluesky, and we hear their concerns with other platforms training on their data. We do not use any of your content to train generative AI, and have no intention of doing so.
November 15, 2024 at 5:22 PM
It's a shame Dragon Age Origin kept crashing on me and killed my motivation - I could have been playing veilguard with everyone else by now

Instead i put 300 hours into baldur's gate 3
November 15, 2024 at 4:50 PM