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The Corman Catacombs
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Sabrina (she/her) 😸 & Robin (she/they) 😈 are exploring one man’s massive filmography, one flick at a time, in podcast form. PFP & header art by @dontmindifidoodle.bsky.social

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Screenshot of a 2023 Tumblr thread, it reads… defectivegembrain: No you cannot fix your entire life at 2am. Go to bed. catgirlwheels: You can fix some of it though! By going to bed. theuntoaster: Ever since I read a post saying "don't trust yourself after 9pm" whenever I find myself spiralling at 2am I check the time, see it's after 9pm, and remember not to trust myself and just go to sleep. Works wonders. The problems are never as bad in the morning. gonuclear: -picture of Golden Sonic pointing and saying “New rule: never trust how you feel about your life past 9pm”-
March 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Why did they make the Magic Mirror a Chad
The Magic Mirror from the first Shrek movie. The features of his white, theatre mask-like face are more plain & average looking. He’s just a guy. The Magic Mirror from the Shrek 5 teaser. The features of his white, theatre mask-like face are more angular. His chin, cheekbones, and jawline are more pronounced.
February 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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For the sake of the free world make Christopher Walken’s Hook look like Laurence Olivier by comparison we beg of you
A gif of Christopher Walken as Hook in Peter Pan Live dancing awkwardly while the background dancers try to keep the energy up.
February 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Call me a Mormon teenager the way I’ve been SOAKING this breadstick #soup #breadstick #colddaywarmfood
A dry crunchy breadstick sitting at an angle in a bowl of delicious cheese & broccoli soup.
February 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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This feels like someone in a Hallmark boardroom was discussing how to appeal to aging millennial women & presented a slideshow of 2010s epic bacon memes
Film poster for the Hallmark film “You’re Bacon Me Crazy” A blond white woman and a dark haired white man are smiling in front of a farmer’s market
February 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Everyone’s stressed rn so here’s our cat Star Lord looking comfy af
A tortoiseshell cat is lying in crumpled bed sheets asleep. She’s tucked in far enough that only her head and shoulders are visible. A tortoiseshell cat is lying in crumpled bed sheets half asleep, eyes barely open. She’s tucked in far enough that only her head is visible.
February 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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how it started/how it’s going…
A fresh, bright yellow lemon pig for New Year’s 2025. It’s got a quarter in its mouth, its legs are toothpicks, and its solid black eyes were drawn on with sharpie. That same lemon pig as of January 19, 2025. It’s already wrinkling. There’s brown discoloration, especially around the mouth and underbelly. It hasn’t even been a full month into 2025 and the poor lemon pig has absorbed a LOT of bad vibes.
January 19, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Are you angry about Zuckerberg’s lobbying to ban TikTok and/or his recent policy changes welcoming misinformation & hate speech onto his (too) many social media platforms?
Then we hope you join in on the digital walkout next week.
Spread the word!
#lightsoutmeta #zucksucks
White text over a picture of a nighttime map of the continental United States. The text reads:“Lights out META January 19-26, 2025 Log out of all Meta Platforms for a week. FACEBOOK - INSTAGRAM - THREADS MESSENGER - WHATSAPP GIPHY - METAQUEST - RAYBAN META”
January 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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POV you’re an L, a B, or a G that threw the T’s under the bus
A photo of a leopard with a blood-stained mouth and nose. The leopard is staring intently.
January 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Lemon Pig bless us, everyone
A front view of a lemon pig with classic lemon body, cut ears, and toothpick legs with a quarter in their mouth. However instead of cloves, the eyes are big blue dots drawn on with sharpie. Back view of a lemon pig with traditional aluminum foil tail. In blue sharpie underneath the tail is the new year, ‘2025.’ The zero is drawn around the little dry stem remnant that looks like a little butthole.
January 1, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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One last mistake for 2024…
A bowl of Trix cereal complete with spoon on a countertop. Instead of being topped with milk it’s been topped with egg nog. The partially spent bottle of Evan Williams Egg Nog is next to the bowl.
January 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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from Insta account gaymuppets
An Instagram Story post by user gaymuppets with a caption that reads: “just putting it out there that i do not associate myself with or support muppet history or his actions. how he acted was inexcusable. please pay attention to his victims, not his half assed notes app apology.”
December 3, 2024 at 5:36 AM
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Nick Fuentes when he has a wet dream
A gif from the film Young Frankenstein. In it Frederick Frankenstein (played by Gene Wilder) is thrashing in bed shouting “DESTINY, DESTINY!”
December 1, 2024 at 3:47 AM
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Doesn’t look like it
A screenshot from the film Wild Robot. It’s an aerial view of geese flying over the Golden Gate Bridge, which is partially submerged in the ocean. The spires (which are partially obscured by white clouds) are still above water but the roadway portion of the bridge is underwater and covered in algae and coral. Humpback whales are swimming above the former roadway.
November 23, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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Wikihow image of a man in a yellow shirt standing in front of a mirror and pointing accusatorially at his own reflection
November 22, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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Promo image for the TV show Pushing Daisies featuring the cast sitting on a giant daisy. On the left: Vivian & Lily Charles (a pair of eccentric middle aged women, Vivian has dark hair & goth bangs while Lily is a redhead with an eyepatch). In the center: Ned the Piemaker (an adorable dork in a suit, daisy in hand) and Charlotte “Chuck” Charles (a brunette in a red dress) are staring lovingly at each other. On the right: Olive Snook (a blonde in a pink dress, holding a flower) & Emerson Cod (a bald man in a suit, holding a folded newspaper).
November 16, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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SKEET!!!
A picture of the Jeb Wins/Jeb Bush Flawless Victory meme, in which Jeb Bush has his eyes closed & arms outstretched in celebration while in front of an electoral college map where he has won all 538 electoral college votes.
November 15, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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A still from the Batman: The Animated Series episode “Harley And Ivy.” Harley Quinn is driving a getaway car & Poison Ivy is lounging in the passenger seat, her hair flowing in the wind.
November 10, 2024 at 4:51 AM
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Star Lord makes her Blue Sky debut!
November 6, 2024 at 12:04 AM
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A DVD case that, instead of having official cover art for the Tim Burton remake of Alice In Wonderland, has a child’s crudely drawn portrait of the Mad Hatter’s face.
November 5, 2024 at 3:52 PM
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Part of the new expansion pack no doubt
A still frame from the scene in Addams Family Values where Joel shows Wednesday & Pusley his Psychos & Serial Killers trading cards while sitting in the grass.
November 5, 2024 at 12:45 PM
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Happy Halloween from the Corman Catacombs!
November 1, 2024 at 1:10 AM
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Full disclosure the final edit of our Halloween episode won’t be out by tomorrow… 😖
As a consolation here’s a preview of our jack-o-lantern 🎃
A black-and-white photo of a pumpkin with a swirly stem and a jack-o-lantern face drawn on it (the face hasn’t been carved yet). The face has 3 eyes, a triangular nose, horns, and a toothy smile.
October 31, 2024 at 3:15 AM
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Our son Groucho is handsome but chaotic
October 20, 2024 at 1:40 AM