Cormac
@cormacmccourt.bsky.social
Humor, Commentary and Conscious Cuisine
It may be true that men have thicker skin, but I mean that literally. Woman are always getting pumiced, peeled and defoliated.
Men not so much.
Some of us are lurking around with layers of epidermis caked on since Wu-Tang dropped the 36 Chambers
Men not so much.
Some of us are lurking around with layers of epidermis caked on since Wu-Tang dropped the 36 Chambers
December 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It may be true that men have thicker skin, but I mean that literally. Woman are always getting pumiced, peeled and defoliated.
Men not so much.
Some of us are lurking around with layers of epidermis caked on since Wu-Tang dropped the 36 Chambers
Men not so much.
Some of us are lurking around with layers of epidermis caked on since Wu-Tang dropped the 36 Chambers
I'm sure many loyal DT voters are currently experiencing a bad case of ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION.
Shame has a way of making one feel impotent.
Stroking guns and taking viagra may help for now but what they really need to do is hug a tree naked while confessing their sins.
Shame has a way of making one feel impotent.
Stroking guns and taking viagra may help for now but what they really need to do is hug a tree naked while confessing their sins.
December 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I'm sure many loyal DT voters are currently experiencing a bad case of ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION.
Shame has a way of making one feel impotent.
Stroking guns and taking viagra may help for now but what they really need to do is hug a tree naked while confessing their sins.
Shame has a way of making one feel impotent.
Stroking guns and taking viagra may help for now but what they really need to do is hug a tree naked while confessing their sins.
What do call a Vietnamese restaurant in Brooklyn?
Pho'gettaboutit!!!
Pho'gettaboutit!!!
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
What do call a Vietnamese restaurant in Brooklyn?
Pho'gettaboutit!!!
Pho'gettaboutit!!!
If you're out shopping for a christmas tree next year, don't say out loud that you can get it cheaper at Home Depot.
Everyone knows that and it's insulting to the hard-working small business tree sellers.
Besides, how often do you get to interact with sleep deprived gen Z kids cosplaying canadians.
Everyone knows that and it's insulting to the hard-working small business tree sellers.
Besides, how often do you get to interact with sleep deprived gen Z kids cosplaying canadians.
December 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you're out shopping for a christmas tree next year, don't say out loud that you can get it cheaper at Home Depot.
Everyone knows that and it's insulting to the hard-working small business tree sellers.
Besides, how often do you get to interact with sleep deprived gen Z kids cosplaying canadians.
Everyone knows that and it's insulting to the hard-working small business tree sellers.
Besides, how often do you get to interact with sleep deprived gen Z kids cosplaying canadians.
My young son was stringing up beads for a necklace but was having trouble.
I explained to him that "the cord is frayed" I fixed it and he went back to work on his project.
A moment later, he asked "why did the cord get scared?"
I explained to him that "the cord is frayed" I fixed it and he went back to work on his project.
A moment later, he asked "why did the cord get scared?"
December 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My young son was stringing up beads for a necklace but was having trouble.
I explained to him that "the cord is frayed" I fixed it and he went back to work on his project.
A moment later, he asked "why did the cord get scared?"
I explained to him that "the cord is frayed" I fixed it and he went back to work on his project.
A moment later, he asked "why did the cord get scared?"
People who fear long words have hippopotomontrosesquipadaliophobia.
Imagine a psychiatrist having to inform their patient of the diagnoses.
Imagine a psychiatrist having to inform their patient of the diagnoses.
December 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
People who fear long words have hippopotomontrosesquipadaliophobia.
Imagine a psychiatrist having to inform their patient of the diagnoses.
Imagine a psychiatrist having to inform their patient of the diagnoses.
It's awkward and innappropriate to ask a man if he's happy. A better question would be "How are you holding it together?"
Otherwise, you don't want to know!
Otherwise, you don't want to know!
December 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It's awkward and innappropriate to ask a man if he's happy. A better question would be "How are you holding it together?"
Otherwise, you don't want to know!
Otherwise, you don't want to know!
There are 3 things a father cherishes the most:
1) his wife
2) his children
3) his peace of mind
Two out of three ain't bad
1) his wife
2) his children
3) his peace of mind
Two out of three ain't bad
December 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
There are 3 things a father cherishes the most:
1) his wife
2) his children
3) his peace of mind
Two out of three ain't bad
1) his wife
2) his children
3) his peace of mind
Two out of three ain't bad
People who fear long words have hippopotomontrosesquipadaliophobia.
Imagine a psychiatrist having to inform their patient of the diagnoses.
Imagine a psychiatrist having to inform their patient of the diagnoses.
December 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
People who fear long words have hippopotomontrosesquipadaliophobia.
Imagine a psychiatrist having to inform their patient of the diagnoses.
Imagine a psychiatrist having to inform their patient of the diagnoses.
It's awkward and innappropriate to ask a man if he's happy. A better question would be "How are you holding it together?"
Otherwise, you don't want to know!
Otherwise, you don't want to know!
December 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
It's awkward and innappropriate to ask a man if he's happy. A better question would be "How are you holding it together?"
Otherwise, you don't want to know!
Otherwise, you don't want to know!