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Corin
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part of the rabble
March 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
February 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
right? like "hey boss I went ahead and pressed the self destruct button you said only to use in case of real real emergencies!"

but seconding that I'm so glad you'll have an epipen for next time! And maybe some more preventative measures 😭
February 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
February 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I ripped the goblin that runs my mind and I taught him to DANCE. we're buds now
February 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
They have pressed the big red button and deployed the zonkers. The zonkers will take it from here, but we will continue to monitor the situation 🫡
February 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
February 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
lmaoo like a friendly kiss on the cheek greeting! mwah

but then you follow it up with a shitpost
February 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
WAIT THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENS IN THE HIT 2005 ANIMTED FILM ROBOTS
February 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Tho imagine where you go to the cosmetic surgeon. They pull out a sign and say okay "pick your mold" and you step into a contraption that steams you into a new form like a wool hat.
February 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
February 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I definitely recognized when I was on the other side of a mental illness spell when I bolted upright and discovered that I am free from any perceived burden to answer the questions of existence or provide any proof of reality. I always imagine this realization washing over me like:
January 31, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Don ye powers for good and harass your representatives
January 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
May I suggest a sleep mask with Bluetooth speakers built in to injection store bought thoughts into your brain?

Backup suggestion is to keep posting, soldier 🫡
January 24, 2025 at 7:29 AM