right? like "hey boss I went ahead and pressed the self destruct button you said only to use in case of real real emergencies!"

but seconding that I'm so glad you'll have an epipen for next time! And maybe some more preventative measures 😭

I ripped the goblin that runs my mind and I taught him to DANCE. we're buds now

They have pressed the big red button and deployed the zonkers. The zonkers will take it from here, but we will continue to monitor the situation 🫡

lmaoo like a friendly kiss on the cheek greeting! mwah

but then you follow it up with a shitpost

WAIT THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENS IN THE HIT 2005 ANIMTED FILM ROBOTS

Tho imagine where you go to the cosmetic surgeon. They pull out a sign and say okay "pick your mold" and you step into a contraption that steams you into a new form like a wool hat.

I definitely recognized when I was on the other side of a mental illness spell when I bolted upright and discovered that I am free from any perceived burden to answer the questions of existence or provide any proof of reality. I always imagine this realization washing over me like:

Don ye powers for good and harass your representatives

May I suggest a sleep mask with Bluetooth speakers built in to injection store bought thoughts into your brain?

Backup suggestion is to keep posting, soldier 🫡