CorgiTeaTime in Faerûn
@corgibloodtime.bsky.social
BG3 side account. Don't take what I say too seriously because I sure don't. 39/she/they. Bisexual. World's OKest sillyposter. Excellent tastes in reblogs. I love Astarion and I love making fun of Astarion even more. My OC is Ruse Tav Road.
sneaky rat bastard man scheming and thinking sneaky thoughts
November 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
sneaky rat bastard man scheming and thinking sneaky thoughts
Not to be weird or upsetting or anything but I saw this and felt this mental image out of attraction
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Not to be weird or upsetting or anything but I saw this and felt this mental image out of attraction
#TAVEMBER Day#20: Tattoo
Fun fact: Whatever magical fuckery that keeps Ruse from staying dead or aging beyond her mid 40s, she's discover also keeps tattoos and piercings from taking.
This has been an very annoying thing to discover.
Fun fact: Whatever magical fuckery that keeps Ruse from staying dead or aging beyond her mid 40s, she's discover also keeps tattoos and piercings from taking.
This has been an very annoying thing to discover.
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
#TAVEMBER Day#20: Tattoo
Fun fact: Whatever magical fuckery that keeps Ruse from staying dead or aging beyond her mid 40s, she's discover also keeps tattoos and piercings from taking.
This has been an very annoying thing to discover.
Fun fact: Whatever magical fuckery that keeps Ruse from staying dead or aging beyond her mid 40s, she's discover also keeps tattoos and piercings from taking.
This has been an very annoying thing to discover.
#TAVEMBER Day#19: Motive
Ruse's main motivation from the start of BG3 is to get back to the city and find the last 5 surviving soldiers from her last campaign. She'd been in the middle of a week long binge drinking session with them when she got abducted because none of them were doing well.
Ruse's main motivation from the start of BG3 is to get back to the city and find the last 5 surviving soldiers from her last campaign. She'd been in the middle of a week long binge drinking session with them when she got abducted because none of them were doing well.
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
#TAVEMBER Day#19: Motive
Ruse's main motivation from the start of BG3 is to get back to the city and find the last 5 surviving soldiers from her last campaign. She'd been in the middle of a week long binge drinking session with them when she got abducted because none of them were doing well.
Ruse's main motivation from the start of BG3 is to get back to the city and find the last 5 surviving soldiers from her last campaign. She'd been in the middle of a week long binge drinking session with them when she got abducted because none of them were doing well.
I don't know if it's made me more productive but it makes me happy and I can make my blorbo and dress him up and decorate the room and I like the music. I've spent my money on worse.
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I don't know if it's made me more productive but it makes me happy and I can make my blorbo and dress him up and decorate the room and I like the music. I've spent my money on worse.
excitedly waiting as someone to finishes up their nsfw artwork of astarion
November 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
excitedly waiting as someone to finishes up their nsfw artwork of astarion
#TAVEMBER Day#18: Weak
While sex and booze might be her biggest vices (very big vices), Ruse will melt in your hand if you just tell her she did well. It's not a sex thing; she finds a lot of happiness in doing a good thing and being blatantly told "Good job! Thank you! No complaints!"
While sex and booze might be her biggest vices (very big vices), Ruse will melt in your hand if you just tell her she did well. It's not a sex thing; she finds a lot of happiness in doing a good thing and being blatantly told "Good job! Thank you! No complaints!"
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
#TAVEMBER Day#18: Weak
While sex and booze might be her biggest vices (very big vices), Ruse will melt in your hand if you just tell her she did well. It's not a sex thing; she finds a lot of happiness in doing a good thing and being blatantly told "Good job! Thank you! No complaints!"
While sex and booze might be her biggest vices (very big vices), Ruse will melt in your hand if you just tell her she did well. It's not a sex thing; she finds a lot of happiness in doing a good thing and being blatantly told "Good job! Thank you! No complaints!"
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Thank you so much for this idea
November 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Thank you so much for this idea
Very important to me that @spiritcitylofi.bsky.social now gave us new ears because I can now give my horrible fictional man his giant ass goblin ears. 🥰
November 17, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Very important to me that @spiritcitylofi.bsky.social now gave us new ears because I can now give my horrible fictional man his giant ass goblin ears. 🥰
#TAVEMBER Day#16: PDA
Ruse tries to anticipate what her partner wants and adjust accordingly to make them happy. She tends to let Astarion be the one to initiate (sometimes he can't stand to be touch and sometimes he's over the top, can't keep his hands off her) and she initiates a lot with Halsin.
Ruse tries to anticipate what her partner wants and adjust accordingly to make them happy. She tends to let Astarion be the one to initiate (sometimes he can't stand to be touch and sometimes he's over the top, can't keep his hands off her) and she initiates a lot with Halsin.
November 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
#TAVEMBER Day#16: PDA
Ruse tries to anticipate what her partner wants and adjust accordingly to make them happy. She tends to let Astarion be the one to initiate (sometimes he can't stand to be touch and sometimes he's over the top, can't keep his hands off her) and she initiates a lot with Halsin.
Ruse tries to anticipate what her partner wants and adjust accordingly to make them happy. She tends to let Astarion be the one to initiate (sometimes he can't stand to be touch and sometimes he's over the top, can't keep his hands off her) and she initiates a lot with Halsin.
"A darling boy-"
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"A darling boy-"
#TAVEMBER Day#15: Politics
Having grown up in the very "dog eats dog but with money" city of Baldur's Gate, Ruse is whatever Faerun's equivalent of a socialist is.
Having grown up in the very "dog eats dog but with money" city of Baldur's Gate, Ruse is whatever Faerun's equivalent of a socialist is.
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
#TAVEMBER Day#15: Politics
Having grown up in the very "dog eats dog but with money" city of Baldur's Gate, Ruse is whatever Faerun's equivalent of a socialist is.
Having grown up in the very "dog eats dog but with money" city of Baldur's Gate, Ruse is whatever Faerun's equivalent of a socialist is.
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
#TAVEMBER Day#12: Sociable
Ruse's #1 special interest is people. Growing up, she didn't know how to interact with people but after her order trained her, oh she's some god's most sociable autistic soldier! She is going to get a good grade in being social, which is normal & possible to achieve. :)
Ruse's #1 special interest is people. Growing up, she didn't know how to interact with people but after her order trained her, oh she's some god's most sociable autistic soldier! She is going to get a good grade in being social, which is normal & possible to achieve. :)
November 14, 2025 at 2:17 AM
#TAVEMBER Day#12: Sociable
Ruse's #1 special interest is people. Growing up, she didn't know how to interact with people but after her order trained her, oh she's some god's most sociable autistic soldier! She is going to get a good grade in being social, which is normal & possible to achieve. :)
Ruse's #1 special interest is people. Growing up, she didn't know how to interact with people but after her order trained her, oh she's some god's most sociable autistic soldier! She is going to get a good grade in being social, which is normal & possible to achieve. :)
#TAVEMBER Day#11: Dream
Ruse is unsure of a dream she strives toward, so let's go with actual dreams.
Ruse dreams of all her adventurers. Lovers, her soldiers, every beautiful scenery she's seen. Her mother in her happier moment. Her late husband, back when things were good.
Ruse is unsure of a dream she strives toward, so let's go with actual dreams.
Ruse dreams of all her adventurers. Lovers, her soldiers, every beautiful scenery she's seen. Her mother in her happier moment. Her late husband, back when things were good.
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
#TAVEMBER Day#11: Dream
Ruse is unsure of a dream she strives toward, so let's go with actual dreams.
Ruse dreams of all her adventurers. Lovers, her soldiers, every beautiful scenery she's seen. Her mother in her happier moment. Her late husband, back when things were good.
Ruse is unsure of a dream she strives toward, so let's go with actual dreams.
Ruse dreams of all her adventurers. Lovers, her soldiers, every beautiful scenery she's seen. Her mother in her happier moment. Her late husband, back when things were good.
if u see this you have to post a picture from your phone or computer and don’t explain it, or else the skeleton duke will own your bones
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
if u see this you have to post a picture from your phone or computer and don’t explain it, or else the skeleton duke will own your bones
#TAVEMBER Day#10: Fighting Style
Ruse is proficient in the standard paladin fare; swords, shields, polearms, warhammers, plus Divine Smite. If she can pick it up, she can hit someone to death with it. If someone is within 30 feet, she can throw it at them. At 60 feet... that's a bit more difficult.
Ruse is proficient in the standard paladin fare; swords, shields, polearms, warhammers, plus Divine Smite. If she can pick it up, she can hit someone to death with it. If someone is within 30 feet, she can throw it at them. At 60 feet... that's a bit more difficult.
November 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
#TAVEMBER Day#10: Fighting Style
Ruse is proficient in the standard paladin fare; swords, shields, polearms, warhammers, plus Divine Smite. If she can pick it up, she can hit someone to death with it. If someone is within 30 feet, she can throw it at them. At 60 feet... that's a bit more difficult.
Ruse is proficient in the standard paladin fare; swords, shields, polearms, warhammers, plus Divine Smite. If she can pick it up, she can hit someone to death with it. If someone is within 30 feet, she can throw it at them. At 60 feet... that's a bit more difficult.
#TAVEMBER Day#9: Treat
Besides alcohol, Ruse's treat is any kind of apple pastry. She's especially fond of apple hand pies sold off a cart in Baldur's Gate. Her mother used to buy her one for her birthday every year and now Ruse makes sure to get one any time she's back in the city.
Besides alcohol, Ruse's treat is any kind of apple pastry. She's especially fond of apple hand pies sold off a cart in Baldur's Gate. Her mother used to buy her one for her birthday every year and now Ruse makes sure to get one any time she's back in the city.
November 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
#TAVEMBER Day#9: Treat
Besides alcohol, Ruse's treat is any kind of apple pastry. She's especially fond of apple hand pies sold off a cart in Baldur's Gate. Her mother used to buy her one for her birthday every year and now Ruse makes sure to get one any time she's back in the city.
Besides alcohol, Ruse's treat is any kind of apple pastry. She's especially fond of apple hand pies sold off a cart in Baldur's Gate. Her mother used to buy her one for her birthday every year and now Ruse makes sure to get one any time she's back in the city.
#TAVEMBER Day#8: Age
Ruse is chronologically 82 years old. As far as she can tell, she is basically stuck somewhere around her mid-40s for reasons she doesn't know. (I know because I'm the author.)
Ruse is chronologically 82 years old. As far as she can tell, she is basically stuck somewhere around her mid-40s for reasons she doesn't know. (I know because I'm the author.)
November 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
#TAVEMBER Day#8: Age
Ruse is chronologically 82 years old. As far as she can tell, she is basically stuck somewhere around her mid-40s for reasons she doesn't know. (I know because I'm the author.)
Ruse is chronologically 82 years old. As far as she can tell, she is basically stuck somewhere around her mid-40s for reasons she doesn't know. (I know because I'm the author.)
