in the words of Raye: WHERE THE HELL IS MY HUSBAND

youtu.be/XnygT6ANLzQ?... apparently this is what it stems from originally, but funny enough i hadn’t even heard the song until i went looking for the link just now 💀

i want to say i understand, but at the same time the joke doesn’t have any rhyme or reason. pretty sure it first came from a song, then they kept making Lamelo Ball basketball edits (because he’s 6’7) and now the joke is kinda just saying the numbers itself whenever they come up

unfortunately my body is always gonna crave mcdonald’s fries. but then i always feel like my arteries are clogged after 💀

food would be ass too. my body ain’t built for that no more 🤧

and that’s not even being conceited or nothing but i swear mfs ain’t use to treat me like this

i’m literally down the street from this 😭 let me send to my ppls

ooh well according to this i’m sienna

if this was just some random nigga i’d agree. but we met through a mutual friend and i been plotting on him for months 😂 laughing it off ain’t so easy

that’s why i gotta go back 😭 mind you a mutual friend of ours set us up with each other. and we knew each other for months before actually doing anything. on paper he’s almost too perfect, i’m just waiting for the other shoe to drop 🥴

i honestly don’t know 😭 i was fully convinced i’d be single forever.. but if it’s any nigga that could cast this lil spell it’d be him 🌚 idk if i should lean into it but the dick good in the meantime

i’ll try my hardest but this is an investigation 😭