Corey Alexander Crowley
@coreyacrowley.bsky.social
Photographer (on hiatus) in Chicago. Lover of Newfoundland dogs.
Them egg prices, tho...
September 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Them egg prices, tho...
I wholeheartedly agree. I just wish I could attend one of your gallery showings.
August 19, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I wholeheartedly agree. I just wish I could attend one of your gallery showings.
Just followed you. I know how you feel, though. My Insta only consists of pics of inanimate objects.
July 8, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Just followed you. I know how you feel, though. My Insta only consists of pics of inanimate objects.
I blame the judges who decided not to prosecute Nixon and whoever the hell issued the "we can't arrest sitting presidents" memo at the FBI. They designed and built the American crown, all Roberts did was hand the crown to the King in Orange.
June 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I blame the judges who decided not to prosecute Nixon and whoever the hell issued the "we can't arrest sitting presidents" memo at the FBI. They designed and built the American crown, all Roberts did was hand the crown to the King in Orange.
The perfect Trumpian America would have 86 billionaires in the continent (not just the country) and literally NO ONE ELSE. All work would be done by AI-powered robots.
June 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
The perfect Trumpian America would have 86 billionaires in the continent (not just the country) and literally NO ONE ELSE. All work would be done by AI-powered robots.
I really don't see how anyone could hate you. You're a total sweetheart!
June 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I really don't see how anyone could hate you. You're a total sweetheart!
That's a bit optimistic since he plans to run again and is openly defying the 2-term limit rule in the Constitution.
April 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
That's a bit optimistic since he plans to run again and is openly defying the 2-term limit rule in the Constitution.
There was a guy who I could only describe as "Nice Trump," Pierre Poilievre, who was enjoying really high polling numbers thanks to Trudeu's ineptitude, but his numbers have tanked since the King in Orange gained ultimate power and screwed the entire planet with tariffs.
April 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
There was a guy who I could only describe as "Nice Trump," Pierre Poilievre, who was enjoying really high polling numbers thanks to Trudeu's ineptitude, but his numbers have tanked since the King in Orange gained ultimate power and screwed the entire planet with tariffs.
Dogs for me.
April 15, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Dogs for me.
Noted for next year. I can't go to Exxxotica this year due to my tax bill, but I did buy you a Yu-Gi-Oh playmat featuring your character (And Nami and Rose Carter's) and I was wondering how to present it to you. Giving it to you during a nice, polite dinner would be lovely.
April 7, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Noted for next year. I can't go to Exxxotica this year due to my tax bill, but I did buy you a Yu-Gi-Oh playmat featuring your character (And Nami and Rose Carter's) and I was wondering how to present it to you. Giving it to you during a nice, polite dinner would be lovely.
I own "The Pornography Wars." Real page turner, that book is.
April 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I own "The Pornography Wars." Real page turner, that book is.
CONSERVATIVE JUDGES ARE SUPPOSED TO LIMIT THE PRESIDENT'S POWER!!! They KNOW that the president isn't the immortal god-king, and even if their guy is currently in office, the opposing party could easily be the next guy so it's best not to give their guy unlimited power.
March 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
CONSERVATIVE JUDGES ARE SUPPOSED TO LIMIT THE PRESIDENT'S POWER!!! They KNOW that the president isn't the immortal god-king, and even if their guy is currently in office, the opposing party could easily be the next guy so it's best not to give their guy unlimited power.
I think his ideal America would just be him as Emperor, the country only being occupied by 86 billionaires that pay him tribute every year, and millions of ED-209s making sure no one under a billion dollars enters the country.
a robot is standing in front of a door
ALT: a robot is standing in front of a door
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March 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I think his ideal America would just be him as Emperor, the country only being occupied by 86 billionaires that pay him tribute every year, and millions of ED-209s making sure no one under a billion dollars enters the country.
I am history (wack)
I am history (wack)
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I am history (wack)
I am history (wack)
March 4, 2025 at 6:43 AM
I am history (wack)
I am history (wack)
I am history (wack)
I am history (wack)
I am history (wack)
Hasn't the King in Orange already called Fox News a bunch of liberal liars? They ran out of favor way back in 2020 when they first announced that he lost Arizona in the election. I think MAGA is now strictly Newsmax and OAN, who worships the King in Orange like a god.
February 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Hasn't the King in Orange already called Fox News a bunch of liberal liars? They ran out of favor way back in 2020 when they first announced that he lost Arizona in the election. I think MAGA is now strictly Newsmax and OAN, who worships the King in Orange like a god.
Everyone's acting like the Monitors from Linkara's "Atop the 4th Wall" reviews.
"We should do something!"
"Should we do something?"
"We should do something!"
Meanwhile the Anti-Monitor's obliterated everything.
"We should do something!"
"Should we do something?"
"We should do something!"
Meanwhile the Anti-Monitor's obliterated everything.
February 24, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Everyone's acting like the Monitors from Linkara's "Atop the 4th Wall" reviews.
"We should do something!"
"Should we do something?"
"We should do something!"
Meanwhile the Anti-Monitor's obliterated everything.
"We should do something!"
"Should we do something?"
"We should do something!"
Meanwhile the Anti-Monitor's obliterated everything.