Cory Van Name
@corenthal.bsky.social
Truck Driver, Drummer, Oregonian, Unofficial Ms. Pac Man Champion
DAMNIT. The one day I change my first guess to PENIS
July 12, 2023 at 4:12 PM
DAMNIT. The one day I change my first guess to PENIS
Does it count if I just LOOK like a dad but don't actually have the kids and all that shit?
July 12, 2023 at 4:33 AM
Does it count if I just LOOK like a dad but don't actually have the kids and all that shit?
You can't handle the tooth
July 10, 2023 at 4:34 AM
You can't handle the tooth
Those chips have been downhill since '95
July 9, 2023 at 11:14 PM
Those chips have been downhill since '95
What that tongue do? Oh wait...you covered that in the caption
July 9, 2023 at 11:12 PM
What that tongue do? Oh wait...you covered that in the caption
I'M AWAKE I'M AWAKE
July 9, 2023 at 7:08 AM
I'M AWAKE I'M AWAKE
Well...not me personally. But this guy I know...
July 8, 2023 at 10:46 PM
Well...not me personally. But this guy I know...
She Even on my Flow til I Pearl Jam?
July 8, 2023 at 9:18 PM
She Even on my Flow til I Pearl Jam?
"...anyway here's 'Wonderwall.'"
July 8, 2023 at 3:52 PM
"...anyway here's 'Wonderwall.'"
Milk, yogurt, cheese, chalk
July 7, 2023 at 4:45 AM
Milk, yogurt, cheese, chalk
If there's one thing Subway knows about it's poor taste ZING 🥪
July 6, 2023 at 4:23 PM
If there's one thing Subway knows about it's poor taste ZING 🥪
Wolf Van Numbers is my cousin!
July 6, 2023 at 4:22 PM
Wolf Van Numbers is my cousin!
I still see them with wolf scenes every once in awhile...but cool-ass wizards are definitely lacking
July 6, 2023 at 10:04 AM
I still see them with wolf scenes every once in awhile...but cool-ass wizards are definitely lacking