Benjamin Online
@cordlessmodem.bsky.social
You wish, pot junker!
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
You wish, pot junker!
"Meesa hear yousa got da hollow belly, needin' da eggy-weggy! Gonna poppit out da cloussy right now okie-day?"
*two hours of loud moaning*
*two hours of loud moaning*
November 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"Meesa hear yousa got da hollow belly, needin' da eggy-weggy! Gonna poppit out da cloussy right now okie-day?"
*two hours of loud moaning*
*two hours of loud moaning*
On the one hand, this whole day has a looming sense of dread between massive outages coinciding with Epstein news and the big chatbot bubble collapsing (Coincidence?! yeah probably).
On the other hand, lmao
On the other hand, lmao
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
On the one hand, this whole day has a looming sense of dread between massive outages coinciding with Epstein news and the big chatbot bubble collapsing (Coincidence?! yeah probably).
On the other hand, lmao
On the other hand, lmao
it's just two of these minus guys right
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November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
it's just two of these minus guys right
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downloading my meatpgs4s from the hamnet
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
downloading my meatpgs4s from the hamnet
optimization culture has erased microwave time normativity, smh
I'm a +30 3 times guy myself
I'm a +30 3 times guy myself
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
optimization culture has erased microwave time normativity, smh
I'm a +30 3 times guy myself
I'm a +30 3 times guy myself
Glad to see someone else remembers the Bonzi Buddy to use it as an insult against the market forces chatbots
November 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Glad to see someone else remembers the Bonzi Buddy to use it as an insult against the market forces chatbots
That's a megaball at least, maybe ultraball
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
That's a megaball at least, maybe ultraball
running eight electric space heaters in my yard to own the libs
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
running eight electric space heaters in my yard to own the libs
Finally, the truly universal power adapter
November 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Finally, the truly universal power adapter
Very cool, thought this was a Gish reference
November 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Very cool, thought this was a Gish reference
My very good friend for a very long time thought he was saying "I hate this heckin' crap!" and would say that any time anything went wrong
October 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My very good friend for a very long time thought he was saying "I hate this heckin' crap!" and would say that any time anything went wrong
The first part of the video I mean, where i will convince them I was the smartest baby of the year - not the insane delusion parts
October 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The first part of the video I mean, where i will convince them I was the smartest baby of the year - not the insane delusion parts
Great, my waifu makes fun of my small dick and now I'm getting punched in the arm over the internet
October 31, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Great, my waifu makes fun of my small dick and now I'm getting punched in the arm over the internet
Getting a lot of questions about my "AI Chatbots are real people and should be invested in heavily" T-shirt already answered by my T-shirt
October 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Getting a lot of questions about my "AI Chatbots are real people and should be invested in heavily" T-shirt already answered by my T-shirt
They're putting RRODs on things that don't even have rings
October 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
They're putting RRODs on things that don't even have rings
I wonder how many of them are the people that only know what the TV tells them and thinks every city is a gangland warzone and how many know exactly what cities are and who lives in them and really want to do violence and throw tear gas at people
October 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I wonder how many of them are the people that only know what the TV tells them and thinks every city is a gangland warzone and how many know exactly what cities are and who lives in them and really want to do violence and throw tear gas at people