C. DeRoot- Keeper of the Anals of Grailcock
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C. DeRoot- Keeper of the Anals of Grailcock
@cordeliaderoot.bsky.social
Cordelia DeRoot – Archivist, editor, steward of the smutty word.
Curating research and recovered field notes of Prof. Cordelia Knaque (formerly of the Univ. of Fleshminster).
If you’ve come by accident… don’t worry. It happens.
https://deroot.substack.com
While it has seldomly been called “well organized,” Prof. Knaque’s tireless research and reporting on contemporary manifestations of the Grailcock have been widely praised, and have done wonders forsales of Nivea hand cream. www.smashwords.com/books/view/1...
#smutnetwork #erotica #harem #smut
November 21, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Commentary by Prof. Knaque:
Verse 5 introduces “Cowper.” Some later scholars have claimed this derives from a gland. Silly. No one has ever been named for a gland, except perhaps Sir Thymus of Salisbury. Far more likely the term comes from the Proto-Sluttish cwpyr, meaning “she who drips.”
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Cowper wiggled her ass, spread her cheeks, her laughter breaking into moans. She reached between her thighs, spreading her lips, wet with herself, and beckoned Him in. “Come,” she giggled. “Make the void no more.”
#smutnetwork #dirtystories #erotica
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November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Of course, deep within the mysteries of the Hole-y Threesome and Grailcock we find manifestations of the Darkcock. That force that seeks out need and multiplies desire…
#smut #erotica #nsfw #futa #grailcock

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October 16, 2025 at 12:32 PM
15 And her cry became flood, and her squirt became tide, and the waters rose to cover the land.

16 And behold, this was the first Mess, and it was very good.
October 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
4 From the foam and froth there rose a fairy, slick and laughing, crowned with light upon her wings.

5 And Goddy beheld her, and said, “She shall be called Cowper, for she cometh from the waters that overflow with longing.”

#erotica #smut #grailcock #eroticwriting #pinup
October 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The Book of Cowper- Chapter 1, v 1-3
September 29, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Prof. Knaque is ovarily pleased to announce the first dribble of the Illuminated Manuscripts of The Book of Cowper, the semenal tractatus on the Hole-y Threesome, and the foundation for the Chronicles of Grailcock and all its derivative
September 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The work that Prof. Knaque is so committed to is often thankless and misunderstood (ref. that unfortunate alumni event at Lambeth Palace with all that Nivia hand cream). It's heartening to receive supportive messages like this:
July 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This is the kindest thing I’ve ever read on Reddit:

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July 20, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Newly available from the anals of Contemporary Grailcock Studies:
Summer of Service – Chapter 2 “Movie Night” (Through Maureen's Panties) 18+
In which Maureen comes undone. Mimi joins her. And Alex... sweet oblivious Alex,makes a mess that none of them will forget.
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July 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
On the Altar, Beneath the Lectern (Tales of a Church Harem: Chapter 9 — 18+) has been released from the anals of contemporary Grailcock lore.

Available over at deroot.substack.com

Don't everyone all come at once! Or maybe that would be fun~
July 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This is one of the most brilliant representations of the Divine on Earth that I’ve discovered in prof. Knaque’s archives.

Cowper, I’m sure, can relate.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6djUa8F/
July 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I posted the first of Prof Knaque’s theological narratives on Substack 5 weeks ago. Most of these subscriptions came (I’m quite sure they did…. Some have said so publicly.) yesterday. It seems that devotees of the Grailcock like pool boys as much as anybody.
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June 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I've just discovered you... and love it! Prof. Knaque will be delighted when I point her your way, in particular because of her research on another BunBun...
June 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM