Bonus: weird dick

My kingdom for a useless caged twink who can't make phone calls

If he can't go full ouroboros I'll help him do an auryn

NOW WE'RE FUCKIN TALKIN

They SEO'd the fucking wiki

Everyone knows that green furries are as much as three times luckier than others

Did you two speedrun DS9 or what?

I thought for SURE the coach and principle were gonna fuck while the leafeon watched. We're in uncharted waters now, anything can happen

Terramaxxing zoom in. God as my witness I must bite him.

I played Proximate off the back of this and loved it. I'm still digesting it but at a surface level I adored the character writing. I've met all of these people.

What could go wrong putting a hunk, a domme, and a caged twink in a room together?

Every time I see this character I want to bite him. I mean bite him. Sorry I meant bite him-

Man I haven't thought about the knights of columbus in probably a decade. Funnily enough my brother was one and our parents didn't approve. (To my vague recollection - I remember there was *something* about the arrangement they didn't like if not membership itself.)

For sure

This is my bunny, she's working on her PhD and everybody loves her

Close enough