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Copywriter, father, husband, superhero. 💙

Record collector. Sports fan. Democrat. Back to back Fantasy Football Champion. 25x Father of the Year winner in my house. Foxtrot Delta Tango.

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Trump looks like Captain Pike after the accident.
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I'm glad Joey Ramone isn't around to see what happened to Maria Bartiromo.
November 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sometimes the most challenging part of the NYT Strands is seeing under my finger.
September 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social If you're looking for a permanent co-host until June, I know someone who can help. He has many years late night experience and has a lot to say.
September 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
So Charlie Kirk’s assasination was right on right crime?
September 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
On the bright side, at least you can listen to local radio announcers while watching baseball on Apple TV.
September 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’m old enough to remember when deporting someone to a random country was a joke in a farcical movie.
August 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
We just had the last jobs report we can trust for quite a while.
August 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Me when the house I was stalking on Zillow that I had no intention of buying gets sold.
a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .
media.tenor.com
July 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The only time Trump will raise taxes on businesses is when it screws over the workers.

fortune.com/2025/07/12/t...
Trump tax law quietly takes aim at popular perk: office snacks
U.S. companies that continue to provide office snacks, coffee or on-site lunches will see them taxed after Dec. 31.
fortune.com
July 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I think the Yankees are back.
July 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
July 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Waiting for @alyankovic.bsky.social to make the big announcement.
July 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Any decent reporter the next time Pam Bondi gives a press conference:

You said the Epstein client list was on your desk and now it doesn't exist. Were you lying then or now?
July 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Do you get the feeling Tesla is gonna run into some regulatory issues soon?
July 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Fun fact: Three U.S. Presidents have died on July 4th. So far…
July 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Today we celebrate the independence of over 11 million people from their health coverage.
July 4, 2025 at 11:06 AM
How many people voted to cancel their own healthcare coverage because they were mad a trans girl wanted to play soccer?
July 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
“I love Tesler.”
July 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The next time you want to say that Democrats and Republicans are the same, kindly just shut up.
July 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM