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Dan P
@copumpkin.bsky.social
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Wannabe figure skater ⛸️

I’ve been known to dabble in security, Haskell, Nix, Agda, and other nerdy computer things
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Sounds like a webpage Vincent Adultman made. From work, at the surgery center, in the medical building
A picture of a medical building with a building number of 12345, called the surgery center, with a caption indicating that the location sounds like something someone would make up if caught in a lie
November 14, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Ads that make me 😱
Ad for unspecified product with weird artwork asking “what if HTTP came with built-in computer?”
October 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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September 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Dude marketing is so absurd
May 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM