Dolly Dumpy comm. The best part about her is I can write whatever awful dialogue and it's all in character.

Oh boy.. one lousy visit and the blue goop is begging..

Oc Nyan

Alloyans inherit their uh, low centre of gravity from their Dwarven heritage, as well as their pale skin and hair. Behind half human, they’re about as tall, but twice as wide.

It’s fun to stand behind them.

You know you’re comfortable with each other when dirty talk becomes a conversation about logistics.

What are you doing stepgob?

Stuffed

The lad down the road with the talking cutlery, he likes a nerdy girl.