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Some bike pics
Hot Blink Pink All-City Thunderdome fixed gear bicycle. Black Hold Fast foot straps, a dark gray saddle bag and a rear camera are mounted to the bike. It is leaning on a tan brick wall sitting on some patchy grass. Wide shot Hot Blink Pink All-City Thunderdome fixed gear bicycle. Black Hold Fast foot straps, a dark gray saddle bag and a rear camera are mounted to the bike. It is leaning on a tan brick wall sitting on some patchy grass. Vertical shot
October 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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A screenshot of aid requests in my inbox from deleted accounts
October 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The AC6 build that I finished the game with

I prioritize mobility above most other considerations; arms I chose the best firearm specialization, which are also pretty light

Gameplay wise I mostly stick to the ground unless I need to get vertical to dodge and lock on to bosses only
Armored Core 6: Fires of Rubicon Assembly screen. To the right is a mostly white lightweight mech with identical machine guns in each hand and bulbous, science-fiction-esque missile launchers on the shoulders. Assembly Unit: R Arm Unit - DF-MG-01 CHIANG CHEN L Arm Unit - DF-MG-01 CHIANG CHEN R Back Unit - Vvc-703PM L Back Unit - Vvc-703PM Frame Head: Nachtreiher/44E Core: EL-PC 00 ALBA Arms: Nachthreiher/46E Legs: EL-TL-10 FIRMEZA Inner Booster: IA-C01B: GILLS FCS: FC-006 ABBOT Generator: AG-J-098 JOSO Expansion Terminal Armor AC Specs: AP: 8900 Defensive Performance: 1015 Attitude Stability: 1568 Boost Speed: 378 Also has "Current Load" and "Current EN Load" meters EN Load is right on the line. I am comfortably under on weight.
October 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
My intelligent speed assistance device is broken:
An anatomical cross-section of a brain. Illustrated. The Cerebrum, Diencephalon, Brainstem and Cerebullum are labelled.
September 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Thinking a lot harder about parking in that bike lane, now?
Wikipedia excerpt. Text copied using Google Lens: Possibly the first parking restrictions were put in place in Nineveh, the capital of ancient Assyria in c.700 BC. The restrictions were made by their king Sennacherib (704 to 681 BC) and pertained to the sacred main processional way through Nineveh. The oldest parking signs ever discovered read "Royal Road - let no man decrease it". The penalty for parking a chariot on this road was death followed by impaling outside one's own home. [11] [12]
September 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
From yesterdays ride:
Hot Blink Pink All-City Thunderdome fixed gear bicycle. Black Hold Fast foot straps, a dark gray saddle bag, a rear camera and and a front 360 camera are mounted to the bike. Leaning on a light gray brick wall with some faded graffiti on the sidewalk. Hot Blink Pink All-City Thunderdome fixed gear bicycle. Black Hold Fast foot straps, a dark gray saddle bag, a rear camera and and a front 360 camera are mounted to the bike. Leaning on a light gray brick wall with some faded graffiti on the sidewalk.
September 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Making friends 🥰
The underside of a praying mantis climbing on the outside of a window screen.
September 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Short's Brewing Oktoberfest

LOVE the art!
Can of beer. Short's Brewing Rocktoberfest. Can art has a wildly stylized image of a green man playing the accordion. A stein and some kind of pig man behind the accordion player. Can of beer. Short's Brewing Rocktoberfest. Wildly stylized illustrations of a band. Lead singer, tuba player and keyboards visible plus some other pinkish figure behind them all. Can of beer. Short's Brewing Rocktoberfest. Just the keys and tuba player.
September 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Rogue River from White Pine to Wolverine Blvd or, as I like to call it, Road Rage Alley
Screenshot from article. Text copied using Google Lens: The South Rogue River Trail, which was approved by the Board in January as the township's next trail project, aligns with the Township's Non-motorized Trails & Pathways plan and will extend along Rogue River Road from the White Pine Trail to Wolverine Boulevard. This trail is not just a standalone project; it's a strategic piece of the larger GRG puzzle, enhancing connectivity and accessibility throughout the region.
September 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Aaaaaaaand it's gone
A "stop for pedestrians" mid-road sign emplacement. Now minus the sign.
August 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Visited Wednesday Evening Ride last night but did not go with

I have been feeling much more comfortable riding on my own lately than with a group
State Bicycles Core Line fixed gear bike. Black with a saddle bag, rear camera and a steel water bottle mounted on it. It is leaning on a Korean War Monument in Veterans Park in Grand Rapids, Michigan. It is a rectancular face with names and the years they died in. Also a slogan "THEY PERISHED DEFENDING US". Atop the rectangular face is a stone eagle. A dark star is in the center of the face below the eagle. It appears to be heavily patina-ed metal of some kind. A few cyclists will about in the background.
August 28, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This has been installed for maybe a few hours on a residential road

All i know for sure is it was not there when I left for work after 1030 am and it is there now and has clearly already been hit a few times
A "stop for pedestrians" mid-road sign. It shows clear signs of having been struck already.
August 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Oh hell no
My muted words list. Includes "hawk tuah" "grok" and, most recently, "taylor swift"
August 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Reported a segment for the first time

For the record the corner referred to here has a shelter on it
A strava segment screenshot for a segment named "Crackhead Corner"
August 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
POV you are a motorist in downtown Grand Rapids
A cartoon depiction of a cyclist. He is wearing a shirt that reads "two-wheeled terrors". He says "heh, heh, heh!" and rings his bell as he whooses past.
August 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
5 weeks of over 100 miles of riding

Last week distance was minus 18 or so miles due to me forgetting to turn tracking on when I was riding home from the suburbs
Strava App Progress screenshot. Showing Ride data for the week of Aug 11 - 17, 2025. Data: Distance: 131.90 mi Elev gain: 6181 ft Time: 10h 7m
August 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Came back to my bike after a brief stop and was immediately dissapointed in myself
The rear wheel of a bike with a u-lock going through a metal bannister. The u-lock does not secure any portion of the bike frame, only the spokes of the rear wheel.
August 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The Greater Matt Walsh
Comedian and Actor Matt Walsh in a red sweater and gray pants. Sitting with his arms crossed looking puzzled.
August 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The "I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, steven" frame from the famous haus of decline comic
August 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Making the most of the last half of summer
Strava app progress screenshot. Showing Bike Ride data for August 4 - 10, 2025. Distance: 163.03 mi Elev Gain: 4,813 ft Time: 11h 7m
August 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Quick and dirty screenshot for you. No alt text, sorry. If needed I can add later
August 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Another good week despite a wildfire-smoke-filled weekend
Strava Screenshot. Ride information for the week of July 28 - August 3, 2025. Distance: 160.22 mi Elev Gain: 5,000 ft Time: 11h 32m
August 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Caught St. Andrew's looking particularly menacing all lit up at night in the smoky haze
A Catholic Cathedral. One large spire on the right. A smaller on the left with a roof between. Large arched doorway. A plaza in front of it with gray and black paving stones in a repeating oval pattern. It is nighttime and the cathedral is lit. The air is slightly hazy from wildfire smoke.
August 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Wildfire smoke can't keep me inside on a day like this
A mid-bicycle-ride selfie. It me. I am in a black helmet, white giro cycling cap, black filtration mask, dark sunglasses, a black jersey with a malicious-ey smiley face in yellow on the front and oil-slick reflective gloves. Cannondale optimo road bike. Has two water bottles, a rear camera, saddle bag and a 360 camera mounted to it. Leaning on a black metal fence on a bridge overlooking a river and some industrial park area. The air is quite smokey. Cannondale optimo road bike. Has two water bottles, a rear camera, saddle bag and a 360 camera mounted to it. Leaning on a black metal fence on a bridge overlooking a river and some industrial park area. The air is quite smokey. Wide shot
July 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Quote post with a pic of your All-City!
Hot Blink Pink All-City Thunderdome fixed gear bicycle. Black Hold Fast foot straps, a dark gray saddle bag and a rear camera are mounted to the bike. It rests on some broken concrete and a guardrail looking over Grand Rapids at dusk.
July 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM