DuckDuckGo
Clean UI and the AI stuff is off by default

I just assumed ellen was talking about someone with a channel dedicated to anime instead of games.

But Turns out it really is an actual anime girl

The 4th is “Constantine” !?
Based

Where is The Japanese crab birth certificate ?

This is clearly a Schwarzenegger situation.
He can run for governor, not president.

what about Article II of the Constitution ?

Press A to Guwht dade
Press “car engine light” button to check car engine

Ted, this old waiter, taught me a lot about “courtesy”.
But he also taught me about “ righteousness”: The potent idea that you alone bring order to a chaotic world.

Customers don’t want their burger with no pickles to be right, because they seek righteousness themselves

Wasn’t even cracked pavement in the first trip.
Dude just dropped like a sac of potatoes