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If I had a nickel for every time I went to the doctor in the last calendar year and they looked at me like “how the hell did this happen” I’d have TWO nickels and I know it’s not a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice

So… what should you know about me if you’re hanging around this little corner of the internet? Are you ready for the lore? If so, read on… ⬇️

I write witchy books and own & operate a bed & breakfast with lots of vampire lore (with a dash of 👻) with @vagabumtradingcompany

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#booksky

accepting volunteers who are willing to learn the living room routine (come on eileen) from perks with me

Please check out and support our queer vampire anthology, Blood, Sweat & Queers, which is partially a fundraiser for the @trevorproject.bsky.social

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Surprise! I am honored to reveal that my next book (sort of) will be out October 7.

Through all the traumas of my life, I have turned to vampiric media as a mechanism through which I can process fear and grief, while also manifesting hope that light will one day chase back the shadows

I hate when expensive things actually are worth the money :(

#booksky My third book comes out September 9, 2025. That’s this year!!! This book is many years in the making, and I am thrilled to finally share it with the world this year!

trying to take pictures where i don’t posture to hide my body shape bc i should love myself (also a cat selfie)

gonna cover my kink is karma by Chappell Roan but replace karma with cargo because apparently I’m consistently attracted to people in cargo pants

brought out an old friend for inventory night at work and had a grand ol’ time reminiscing on the forgotten gems from my youth

sirius black after meeting remus lupin:

Trans rights are human rights.

Time for my inaugural post 🥹 Hi! I’m M.B. I’m a romantasy author with @contrarianpublishing.com, and my husband and I are the owners of the Miller Tree Inn in Forks, WA. We are designated as the book-accurate Cullen House from Twilight! Hoping to connect with all the book girlies!

overthinking my bio, overthinking my first post, what’s the ✨vibe✨ over here guys?