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A bowl of oatmeal and a pot of coffee in the morning, they're calling it "The Devil's Equilibrium"
January 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
A bowl of oatmeal and a pot of coffee in the morning, they're calling it "The Devil's Equilibrium"
Every fry eaten in the car on the way home is, in the final sense, a theft from those fries to be eaten at home.
January 11, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Every fry eaten in the car on the way home is, in the final sense, a theft from those fries to be eaten at home.
"Algorithmic CTE" is a condition I've coined that is the only way I can explain a lot of people's behaviors these days.
January 8, 2026 at 3:49 PM
"Algorithmic CTE" is a condition I've coined that is the only way I can explain a lot of people's behaviors these days.
vacant/occupied switch but it's a washed/unwashed on the dishwasher #tankready
December 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
vacant/occupied switch but it's a washed/unwashed on the dishwasher #tankready
AR app that projects a wristawatch onto your wrist #tankready
September 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
AR app that projects a wristawatch onto your wrist #tankready
he's your favorite redditor's favorite redditor
September 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
he's your favorite redditor's favorite redditor
breathalyzer for social media but it's screen time.
August 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
breathalyzer for social media but it's screen time.
Raisin tech hasn't evolved at all. Still just a tiny cardboard box with crammed up raisins inside
April 19, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Raisin tech hasn't evolved at all. Still just a tiny cardboard box with crammed up raisins inside
i can't imagine being in a spice-gap relationship. every meal a quiet war over cayenne. thankful every day my wife is aligned with a 'rock my shit' heat level.
January 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
i can't imagine being in a spice-gap relationship. every meal a quiet war over cayenne. thankful every day my wife is aligned with a 'rock my shit' heat level.
nba ratings are down because sports gambling, instead of boosting viewership, has cannibalized a chunk of it by moving the entertainment and thrill to a series of apps and not from watching the game.
December 20, 2024 at 2:13 AM
nba ratings are down because sports gambling, instead of boosting viewership, has cannibalized a chunk of it by moving the entertainment and thrill to a series of apps and not from watching the game.
cornering the market on 'COVID took my mid 30s away' guy
July 21, 2024 at 10:47 PM
cornering the market on 'COVID took my mid 30s away' guy
Like minions? Try: whammies
July 6, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Like minions? Try: whammies
Service that buys and sets up the 20 tools you need to cover 91% of home maintenance tasks. That's Tank ready
March 18, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Service that buys and sets up the 20 tools you need to cover 91% of home maintenance tasks. That's Tank ready
I'm a single issue voter: sodas shouldn't be exclusive to one chain of convenience store.
March 18, 2024 at 4:29 AM
I'm a single issue voter: sodas shouldn't be exclusive to one chain of convenience store.
Submitting a petition to NBA media: stop reporting big stat lines like 37-12-5-5 where the second 5 is 3PM. That's what the points are for! What's next, breaking out OREB??
March 6, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Submitting a petition to NBA media: stop reporting big stat lines like 37-12-5-5 where the second 5 is 3PM. That's what the points are for! What's next, breaking out OREB??
my cat binges toys like humans do tv shows. unfortunately she lost the mouse she's been binging and is now reacting like a normie if the office got delisted from peacock.
October 18, 2023 at 8:40 PM
my cat binges toys like humans do tv shows. unfortunately she lost the mouse she's been binging and is now reacting like a normie if the office got delisted from peacock.
but I was told Al Bundy couldn't score 4 touchdowns in one game
October 18, 2023 at 5:05 AM
but I was told Al Bundy couldn't score 4 touchdowns in one game