Cooper
@coopsscoops.bsky.social
Some People are Gay. Health Teacher turned Diversity Specialist turned HR boogeyman. He/They - 31
I need to start planning my next tattoo already but I already have my sentimental Keith Haring dog and my artsy delft blue flowers so idk is it time for me to get like something really ugly that’s just like on my body
August 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I need to start planning my next tattoo already but I already have my sentimental Keith Haring dog and my artsy delft blue flowers so idk is it time for me to get like something really ugly that’s just like on my body
My TL has been absolutely flooded with adorable doe-eyed 20-somethings who think being a hairy fat white man is enough to be “daddy” while their vibes and aesthetics are definitively Baby. They should be at the club and getting a Gengar plushie/tattoo, not pretending to be sexually paternal doms.
July 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
My TL has been absolutely flooded with adorable doe-eyed 20-somethings who think being a hairy fat white man is enough to be “daddy” while their vibes and aesthetics are definitively Baby. They should be at the club and getting a Gengar plushie/tattoo, not pretending to be sexually paternal doms.
Making the husband watch Gurren Lagann so he can understand what being a 2010s anime club president was like
July 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Making the husband watch Gurren Lagann so he can understand what being a 2010s anime club president was like
Contemplating taking off work to drive 5 hours up to ATL for a concert for a band I only discovered because of my obsessive TTRPG character playlist hyperfixation? Perhaps.
July 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Contemplating taking off work to drive 5 hours up to ATL for a concert for a band I only discovered because of my obsessive TTRPG character playlist hyperfixation? Perhaps.
Enjoy some highlights of me and the husband from our belated honeymoon cruise to Alaska last week! I did a terrible job taking pictures of just me so you get one of both of us and one of the back of my head.
June 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Enjoy some highlights of me and the husband from our belated honeymoon cruise to Alaska last week! I did a terrible job taking pictures of just me so you get one of both of us and one of the back of my head.
I know few instantaneous rage responses as strong as when I’m on a call at the very end of the work day and people start having full on conversations about their kids on the call. It’s 4:30! Don’t you want to go spend time with your kids instead of talking at your captive coworkers about them?
May 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I know few instantaneous rage responses as strong as when I’m on a call at the very end of the work day and people start having full on conversations about their kids on the call. It’s 4:30! Don’t you want to go spend time with your kids instead of talking at your captive coworkers about them?
So exhausted this morning and I don’t even have work to do so I’m just stuck at the office spiraling about how much I need sleep
May 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
So exhausted this morning and I don’t even have work to do so I’m just stuck at the office spiraling about how much I need sleep
It’s another day with another new shirt for the ungrateful masses at my office. All the more selfies for you, then, my dears.
May 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It’s another day with another new shirt for the ungrateful masses at my office. All the more selfies for you, then, my dears.
God I’m in such a lousy mood because of how stressful work was today combined with a bunch of minor annoyances and with being a very productive boy. I need a scoop of peanut butter with my ADHD meds hidden inside like I’m a fussy golden retriever
May 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
God I’m in such a lousy mood because of how stressful work was today combined with a bunch of minor annoyances and with being a very productive boy. I need a scoop of peanut butter with my ADHD meds hidden inside like I’m a fussy golden retriever
I’ve been getting really into shanties and indie music and I promise it’s for a totally normal reason and not because I’ve been obsessively building and listening to character playlists for each of my weekly TTRPG characters
April 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I’ve been getting really into shanties and indie music and I promise it’s for a totally normal reason and not because I’ve been obsessively building and listening to character playlists for each of my weekly TTRPG characters
What should I get myself for dinner tonight while the husband is stuck in meetings until past 7pm?
April 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
What should I get myself for dinner tonight while the husband is stuck in meetings until past 7pm?
I just wanna hang out and listen to slash read my little books and play my little RPGs is that so much to ask
April 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I just wanna hang out and listen to slash read my little books and play my little RPGs is that so much to ask
My work bestie left last winter and nobody’s complimented my new shirt so I’ll break selfie hiatus to share a bear face pic for attention
April 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My work bestie left last winter and nobody’s complimented my new shirt so I’ll break selfie hiatus to share a bear face pic for attention
The great thing about being here is that y'all are so horned up on Fridays that I don't have to worry about you spoiling Severance for me. Tiktok and Twitter are basically exclusively untagged spoilers at the moment.
March 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The great thing about being here is that y'all are so horned up on Fridays that I don't have to worry about you spoiling Severance for me. Tiktok and Twitter are basically exclusively untagged spoilers at the moment.
I can finally mostly talk again which is great because my four Pathfinder sessions this week would've been real awkward if I couldn't speak.
March 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I can finally mostly talk again which is great because my four Pathfinder sessions this week would've been real awkward if I couldn't speak.
Spent the entire day playing The Roottrees are Dead with my husband and then we started up Roottreemania and both yelled “Oh fuck you!!” immediately when the first character showed up.
February 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Spent the entire day playing The Roottrees are Dead with my husband and then we started up Roottreemania and both yelled “Oh fuck you!!” immediately when the first character showed up.
Going to lay down on the floor and scream because I made a dumb mistake at work and everybody is either being condescendingly nice or making me feel like the biggest idiot ever when I just want them to let me fix the mistake because I think I know how to do so.
January 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Going to lay down on the floor and scream because I made a dumb mistake at work and everybody is either being condescendingly nice or making me feel like the biggest idiot ever when I just want them to let me fix the mistake because I think I know how to do so.
“She should be at the club” Wrong. She should be at the cinema watching the hit comedy One of Them Days starring Keke Palmer and Sza
January 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
“She should be at the club” Wrong. She should be at the cinema watching the hit comedy One of Them Days starring Keke Palmer and Sza
Shout out to the twentyish person Slavic TikTok cult that just walked into the small restaurant in the hipster part of town like they’d be able to seat their entire parish
January 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Shout out to the twentyish person Slavic TikTok cult that just walked into the small restaurant in the hipster part of town like they’d be able to seat their entire parish
Smelled a swisher sweet blunt in the Aldi and went “mmmmm” like a fucking Pavlovian response
January 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Smelled a swisher sweet blunt in the Aldi and went “mmmmm” like a fucking Pavlovian response
I’m gonna start making aggressive small talk with anybody who books seats next to me in the theater when there are numerous entire empty rows and seats in the “good” section that they would’ve seen were empty when they bought tickets that aren’t close to me. Since they want to act like we’re buddies
December 31, 2024 at 8:56 PM
I’m gonna start making aggressive small talk with anybody who books seats next to me in the theater when there are numerous entire empty rows and seats in the “good” section that they would’ve seen were empty when they bought tickets that aren’t close to me. Since they want to act like we’re buddies
Mad at my husband for a reason so dumb I don’t even want to talk to him about it or go into detail because I know how dumb it is but expressing it here so that the social media void can see that I know how to be vulnerable and that their idols are just people too.
December 26, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Mad at my husband for a reason so dumb I don’t even want to talk to him about it or go into detail because I know how dumb it is but expressing it here so that the social media void can see that I know how to be vulnerable and that their idols are just people too.
Why are gays with abs showing up on my timeline on this, the Santa-looking gays’ most special week?
December 24, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Why are gays with abs showing up on my timeline on this, the Santa-looking gays’ most special week?
The tragedy of rescheduling a Pathfinder session twice for the campaign group that already hasn’t met in almost a month
December 17, 2024 at 11:37 PM
The tragedy of rescheduling a Pathfinder session twice for the campaign group that already hasn’t met in almost a month
My gingerbread cookie hand soap smells like garam masala. I’m not complaining but hmmmmm
December 14, 2024 at 11:57 PM
My gingerbread cookie hand soap smells like garam masala. I’m not complaining but hmmmmm