I’ve campaigned for my entire career to have nap spaces built into workspaces. Now when I work from home I eat at my desk and nap during the break

It sadness me that the stereotypes run so deep

Which demon did you get?

I have a fox that sleeps in the garden and every morning starts with a seagulls screeching and dive bombing him

We’re not coming last, there’s someone else on that list that will do much worse in the public vote. Definitely second to last though