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Curtis Sliwa is about to get new fans!
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Curtis Sliwa is about to get new fans!
Did Trump also pardon Kitara Ravache?
October 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Did Trump also pardon Kitara Ravache?
Hate to stir the pot, especially with all the division these days, but here goes: Count Chocula is a superior cereal to Boo Berry.
September 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Hate to stir the pot, especially with all the division these days, but here goes: Count Chocula is a superior cereal to Boo Berry.
Starting a fraternity for guys with heart problems called Alpha Beta Blockers.
September 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Starting a fraternity for guys with heart problems called Alpha Beta Blockers.
Turns out the kid walking on the monorail at Hersheypark's last name was Wallenda.
September 1, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Turns out the kid walking on the monorail at Hersheypark's last name was Wallenda.
Imagine if the guy who threw the Subway sandwich at a CBP agent in Washington DC got put in jail, and his cellmate was Jared Fogle!
August 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Imagine if the guy who threw the Subway sandwich at a CBP agent in Washington DC got put in jail, and his cellmate was Jared Fogle!
F*cking inflation! Last night I went to Funkytown and there was a cover charge.
August 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
F*cking inflation! Last night I went to Funkytown and there was a cover charge.
Mick Jagger turns 82 today and is singing, "Hey, hey, you, you, get off of my lawn."
July 26, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Mick Jagger turns 82 today and is singing, "Hey, hey, you, you, get off of my lawn."
Coldplay...More like Coldplaya!
(I'll see myself out.)
(I'll see myself out.)
July 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Coldplay...More like Coldplaya!
(I'll see myself out.)
(I'll see myself out.)
It's July 14th. 7/14. (Or "Quaalude Day" as us older people call it)
July 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It's July 14th. 7/14. (Or "Quaalude Day" as us older people call it)
Damn! Before I went to bed, I accidently grabbed my Viagra instead of Tylenol PM and was up all night.
July 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Damn! Before I went to bed, I accidently grabbed my Viagra instead of Tylenol PM and was up all night.
Sucks that Tony Shalhoub and Abe Vigoda never got to star in a show called "Monkfish"
July 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Sucks that Tony Shalhoub and Abe Vigoda never got to star in a show called "Monkfish"
Freak-off in Cell Block H tonight!
July 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Freak-off in Cell Block H tonight!
Will my Diddy commemorative bottle of baby oil go up or down in value since he was found guilty of two counts?
July 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Will my Diddy commemorative bottle of baby oil go up or down in value since he was found guilty of two counts?
There is now a Selena Gomez oreo. I hope they don't make a Gwyneth Paltrow one!
July 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
There is now a Selena Gomez oreo. I hope they don't make a Gwyneth Paltrow one!
Damn! It's so hot out that my balls just stuck to someone else's leg!
June 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Damn! It's so hot out that my balls just stuck to someone else's leg!
If Sheryl Crow married Russell Crowe, would she keep her name or add the "e"?
June 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
If Sheryl Crow married Russell Crowe, would she keep her name or add the "e"?
I bet the dad in "Cat's in the Cradle" didn't have a good Father's Day.
June 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I bet the dad in "Cat's in the Cradle" didn't have a good Father's Day.
@velshi.com Love your show. I asked my wife if you're going to be wearing a blue blazer again and you surprised me with a black one! Awesome!
June 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
@velshi.com Love your show. I asked my wife if you're going to be wearing a blue blazer again and you surprised me with a black one! Awesome!
The Proclaimers, if they were underachievers:
"I would walk 500 yards"
"I would walk 500 yards"
June 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The Proclaimers, if they were underachievers:
"I would walk 500 yards"
"I would walk 500 yards"
Just bought the new Genesis pickup truck with the extended Abacab.
June 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Just bought the new Genesis pickup truck with the extended Abacab.
Donald Trump v Elon Musk
June 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Donald Trump v Elon Musk
Karoline Leavitt is Tracy Flick all grown up!
May 31, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Karoline Leavitt is Tracy Flick all grown up!