Cooper S. Beckett
@coopersbeckett.com
He/Him. Queer & polyamorous author of scary, silly, & sexy books. Fuck the administration. Fuck the Orange. spectralinspector.com
if ever there was a store more dedicated to the gluttony of the american consumer, I haven't heard of it. It's like capitalism the store!
(and still manages to be great to their employees, offer affordable prescriptions, and maintain a $1.50 hot dog)
(and still manages to be great to their employees, offer affordable prescriptions, and maintain a $1.50 hot dog)
December 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
if ever there was a store more dedicated to the gluttony of the american consumer, I haven't heard of it. It's like capitalism the store!
(and still manages to be great to their employees, offer affordable prescriptions, and maintain a $1.50 hot dog)
(and still manages to be great to their employees, offer affordable prescriptions, and maintain a $1.50 hot dog)
I feel like this ad would be better if it contained either @suethetrex.bsky.social or a TRex
December 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I feel like this ad would be better if it contained either @suethetrex.bsky.social or a TRex
CAN ANYONE POINT OUT TO HIM THAT ONCE PRICES FALL MORE THAN 100% THE CONSUMER IS BEING PAID TO BUY
?
?
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
CAN ANYONE POINT OUT TO HIM THAT ONCE PRICES FALL MORE THAN 100% THE CONSUMER IS BEING PAID TO BUY
?
?
can somebody PLEASE take away Grandpa's presidency?
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
can somebody PLEASE take away Grandpa's presidency?
SO many weird things in this photo. Trump with an entire pumpkin pie in front of him. Mike Johnson peeking in from the kid's table. Only a SINGLE TRUMP FAMILY MEMBER who has a cheesecake hidden somewhere. RFK Jr going from a "democrat" to eating Thanksgiving on a plane with Trump.
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
SO many weird things in this photo. Trump with an entire pumpkin pie in front of him. Mike Johnson peeking in from the kid's table. Only a SINGLE TRUMP FAMILY MEMBER who has a cheesecake hidden somewhere. RFK Jr going from a "democrat" to eating Thanksgiving on a plane with Trump.
i mean, i agree, but he’s still a fucking jackass
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i mean, i agree, but he’s still a fucking jackass
so there's NOT a new word then?
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
so there's NOT a new word then?
All the other shit they removed from the package to make it cheaper notwithstanding, this CLEARLY shows that turkeys were cheaper (and bigger) last year than this year.
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
All the other shit they removed from the package to make it cheaper notwithstanding, this CLEARLY shows that turkeys were cheaper (and bigger) last year than this year.
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(also free if you use KU)
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November 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Need some affordable smutty romance in your life? How about sapphic affordable smutty romance? A Wayward Succubus Gets Schooled is only 99 cents!
(also free if you use KU)
penelopehorne.com/ws1-amazon
(also free if you use KU)
penelopehorne.com/ws1-amazon
First images from the Legend of Zelda
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
First images from the Legend of Zelda
You mean "extrajudicial murders", right @washingtonpost.com ?
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
You mean "extrajudicial murders", right @washingtonpost.com ?
Seeing articles that voters "didn't understand the stakes in 2024."
Um...
Um...
October 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Seeing articles that voters "didn't understand the stakes in 2024."
Um...
Um...
My costume from 20 years ago
October 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My costume from 20 years ago
Tomorrow's a big day! My first book in a new genre!
A Wayward Succubus Gets Schooled is a sapphic/lesbian polyamorous paranormal romance filled with sex (and the scary stuff I usually write!) written by myself and Talia Tower as Penelope Horne.
Check it out! penelopehorne.com/ws1-amazon
A Wayward Succubus Gets Schooled is a sapphic/lesbian polyamorous paranormal romance filled with sex (and the scary stuff I usually write!) written by myself and Talia Tower as Penelope Horne.
Check it out! penelopehorne.com/ws1-amazon
October 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Tomorrow's a big day! My first book in a new genre!
A Wayward Succubus Gets Schooled is a sapphic/lesbian polyamorous paranormal romance filled with sex (and the scary stuff I usually write!) written by myself and Talia Tower as Penelope Horne.
Check it out! penelopehorne.com/ws1-amazon
A Wayward Succubus Gets Schooled is a sapphic/lesbian polyamorous paranormal romance filled with sex (and the scary stuff I usually write!) written by myself and Talia Tower as Penelope Horne.
Check it out! penelopehorne.com/ws1-amazon
People who are as fat as hitch do not have this prominent cheek bones. I don't like fat suits, but I detest BAD fat suits
October 18, 2025 at 12:19 AM
People who are as fat as hitch do not have this prominent cheek bones. I don't like fat suits, but I detest BAD fat suits
The funniest moment from the new Naked Gun
October 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The funniest moment from the new Naked Gun
Well, it's certainly horror-ble
October 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Well, it's certainly horror-ble
This ... probably won't go over well.
October 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This ... probably won't go over well.
3000 year catastrophe. something sounds wrong about that.
October 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
3000 year catastrophe. something sounds wrong about that.
Do YOU read Sutter Cane?
October 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Do YOU read Sutter Cane?