when you're being mean to me, i just want you to know this is who you're being mean to, btw

i got a new phone recently and forgot to sign in here for a while but this is the type of shit I've been on recently 😌✨

new hobby i recently acquired is keeping this vibrating thing on my penis and staring at images of beautiful womens faces (the government says im not allowed to get off to anything else?? the labour party is kinky now???)

‼️🔊 AUDIO ON ‼️🔊

listen to how my sunday afternoon is going 🙈😳😩💦

test drive ✨

left the audio in because i think it's funny 😌

heard you like transgenders who are pretentious enjoyers of cinema so i rewatched dr strangelove again and rated it 5/5 on letterboxd :3
(also im touching myself literally rn yay)

kiss her while she drools her penis slime onto your face ❤️

let me grind my sex organs into your stupid pretty face

i need you to bite it

happy tdov everyone 🏳️‍⚧️ u need to look at my cock 💖 you can imagine literally anything about it: swallowing sounding kissing punching docking mutilating riding or worshipping it, but u have to look at it rn and watch it throb 💖 i even filmed from a different angle because ily 💖

hiiiii (with hard core music) 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖