TukTuk
coolysses.bsky.social
TukTuk
@coolysses.bsky.social
I don't get it
"I'm left handed", he types, smearing the words across the screen , his hands acting out a cruel pantomime
February 10, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Local piece of shit demands answers, regrets vote.
February 10, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Heads up from the future. Don't bet a lot.
February 10, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Quite possibly one of the most underrated albums of all time forever and ever
possibly.one
February 10, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Triple self dunk. 15 likes. Legendary levels of post.

Never ever even think about not doubling down.

Players vs game
February 1, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Everyone knows why. Keep posting. Never doubt yourself. Just keep typing shit and pushing send. It's important.
January 26, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Toilets where their souls should be

Write that down somewhere cause that's a line
January 15, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Crying (boo hoo style): this post.
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 AM
This is good a good one. Jot this down somewhere so you don't forget it.
January 10, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Luke, standing in front of a public toilet and grabbing a stick: I guess I could stir this up
January 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
My last Uber driver
December 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Local man's first day as laser tag section team lead comes with massive uptick of responsibility
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I Married A Sex Doll (Update)
December 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
You see two dorks but I see two moms collapsing into each other's arms and sobbing, starting another facebook group for victims of sons, feeling heard
December 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
You can quote me on that, he yells at me, spittle flecked and red rimmed, while three Australians in vests pull him stoicly towards the back door of the bar. And Elijah Wood is Himmler! Elijah Wood is Himmler!
Something tells me I'll see him again.
December 28, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Poor fool, smh. Poor foolish space mugger. Rule number one in space is
Don't Mug Yourself.
December 21, 2025 at 8:12 AM