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I pet him… and his little paws close
December 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I pet him… and his little paws close
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too toxic for bsky, too woke for twt, just enough of both to kill and kill and kill
December 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
too toxic for bsky, too woke for twt, just enough of both to kill and kill and kill
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when you discover monopoly goons:
December 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
when you discover monopoly goons:
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unfunny obama be like bluesky is my favourite app
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 AM
unfunny obama be like bluesky is my favourite app
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Oh cool there’s gifs here
a young man wearing headphones is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
ALT: a young man wearing headphones is making a funny face while looking at the camera .
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December 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Oh cool there’s gifs here
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goddess this is incredible
December 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
goddess this is incredible
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*AAA game protag voice*
I should beat my shit crazy style.
Hmm. Lotion. Could come in handy later. Heh. Handy.
Should probably beat off first.
Should probably beat my shit before doing that.
I'm not leaving until i beat my shit.
I should beat my shit crazy style.
Hmm. Lotion. Could come in handy later. Heh. Handy.
Should probably beat off first.
Should probably beat my shit before doing that.
I'm not leaving until i beat my shit.
December 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
*AAA game protag voice*
I should beat my shit crazy style.
Hmm. Lotion. Could come in handy later. Heh. Handy.
Should probably beat off first.
Should probably beat my shit before doing that.
I'm not leaving until i beat my shit.
I should beat my shit crazy style.
Hmm. Lotion. Could come in handy later. Heh. Handy.
Should probably beat off first.
Should probably beat my shit before doing that.
I'm not leaving until i beat my shit.
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Well I’m shittin my crank
tip for new bsky users
im crankin my shit
im crankin my shit
December 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Well I’m shittin my crank
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tip for new bsky users
im crankin my shit
im crankin my shit
December 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
tip for new bsky users
im crankin my shit
im crankin my shit
Pilot/driver Obama: let me be steer
December 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Pilot/driver Obama: let me be steer
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It cracks me up and for what
December 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
It cracks me up and for what
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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the writer's poorly disguised sense of humor
December 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
the writer's poorly disguised sense of humor
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jolly obama: let me spread cheer
minion obama: my yellow americans
December 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
jolly obama: let me spread cheer
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furry obama: let me be deer
December 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
furry obama: let me be deer