COOLwhite 🍁
@coolwhite.bsky.social
Living along the baroclinic zone searching for the left jet exit. T1D since 1976 … 71,540 shots 💉& counting.
🏒 #NHLJets 🏈 #ForTheW ⚽️ #LUFC
🏒 #NHLJets 🏈 #ForTheW ⚽️ #LUFC
Went to Mexico snd got a Telcel sim card. For under $12 CAD you get 25 days free dialling to the US, Can and Mex, Amazon Prime on your phone and Mexican music service
2 gb data … which is enough for me
2 gb data … which is enough for me
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Went to Mexico snd got a Telcel sim card. For under $12 CAD you get 25 days free dialling to the US, Can and Mex, Amazon Prime on your phone and Mexican music service
2 gb data … which is enough for me
2 gb data … which is enough for me
That’s one corny joke
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
That’s one corny joke
Panty Crush
Boweling for Dollars
Pooper Mario #2
Boweling for Dollars
Pooper Mario #2
November 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Panty Crush
Boweling for Dollars
Pooper Mario #2
Boweling for Dollars
Pooper Mario #2
OK, hear me out. When your documentation is presented at the border and says ‘cow boy’ 🤠maybe, just maybe, there’s some livestock involved 🐮
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
OK, hear me out. When your documentation is presented at the border and says ‘cow boy’ 🤠maybe, just maybe, there’s some livestock involved 🐮
Some donkeys like to make an ass of themselves I guess 🤷🏻♂️
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Some donkeys like to make an ass of themselves I guess 🤷🏻♂️
Since we’re boycotting American products maybe it’s time to flush out some bidets from Europe?
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Since we’re boycotting American products maybe it’s time to flush out some bidets from Europe?
Pasta la vista baby!
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November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Pasta la vista baby!
Can I interest you in a slightly used 85 DeLorean?
November 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Can I interest you in a slightly used 85 DeLorean?
Maybe they’re trying to tie one on?
👟 🤷🏻♂️
👟 🤷🏻♂️
November 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Maybe they’re trying to tie one on?
👟 🤷🏻♂️
👟 🤷🏻♂️
I would shop there but still have no idea where Springfield is 🤷🏻♂️
October 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I would shop there but still have no idea where Springfield is 🤷🏻♂️
I thought he’d kicked the bucket 🤷🏻♂️
October 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I thought he’d kicked the bucket 🤷🏻♂️
‘Cromulent’ …
I got to get one of those thesaurus calendars
I got to get one of those thesaurus calendars
October 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
‘Cromulent’ …
I got to get one of those thesaurus calendars
I got to get one of those thesaurus calendars
Only one problem:
A. Wrong postal code
B. Mail strike
C. Insufficient postage
D. All of the above
A. Wrong postal code
B. Mail strike
C. Insufficient postage
D. All of the above
October 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Only one problem:
A. Wrong postal code
B. Mail strike
C. Insufficient postage
D. All of the above
A. Wrong postal code
B. Mail strike
C. Insufficient postage
D. All of the above
That’s bananas. There’a a lot at steak.
October 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
That’s bananas. There’a a lot at steak.
