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If you don’t like dark, dry and delusional, I think you should leave.
artist/tattooer/slow blinker/babygirl
artist/tattooer/slow blinker/babygirl
Men who shave off their sideburns distress me.
December 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Men who shave off their sideburns distress me.
I choose the man, because I poked the bear and he didn’t get as mad.
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I choose the man, because I poked the bear and he didn’t get as mad.
Not me speeding to change his contact name, before showing him receipts during an argument, so I don’t make the argument worse.
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Not me speeding to change his contact name, before showing him receipts during an argument, so I don’t make the argument worse.
You know how you’re supposed to make a wish on a fallen eyelash? It works with pubes too.
September 29, 2025 at 5:06 PM
You know how you’re supposed to make a wish on a fallen eyelash? It works with pubes too.
“What are we?” Asking for a friend. But fr my friend is asking if I’m single.
September 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
“What are we?” Asking for a friend. But fr my friend is asking if I’m single.
When it looks like I’m swiping dating apps, but I’m just flicking thru my own carousels.
September 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
When it looks like I’m swiping dating apps, but I’m just flicking thru my own carousels.
Whenever a boy starts playing in my face, I remember that strangers on the internet treat me like their wife.
September 21, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Whenever a boy starts playing in my face, I remember that strangers on the internet treat me like their wife.
I say, “not for puppy” and wag my finger in the mirror whenever I meet a male version of me.
September 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I say, “not for puppy” and wag my finger in the mirror whenever I meet a male version of me.
My favorite thing about Colorado is the moment the giant grasshopper makes contact with your head.
August 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My favorite thing about Colorado is the moment the giant grasshopper makes contact with your head.
F your birth time, send me a picture of how you organize the bottles in your shower.
July 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
F your birth time, send me a picture of how you organize the bottles in your shower.
My revenge is just changing your name to something I laugh at in my phone.
June 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My revenge is just changing your name to something I laugh at in my phone.
Out here, twerking to “Faint” by Linkin Park.
May 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Out here, twerking to “Faint” by Linkin Park.
“FOR THE PLOT” doesn’t have the same ring to it as “WORLDSTAR”, but I’m using them interchangeably now.
May 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
“FOR THE PLOT” doesn’t have the same ring to it as “WORLDSTAR”, but I’m using them interchangeably now.
I’m trying to go to a sound bath and then a rage room.
April 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’m trying to go to a sound bath and then a rage room.
When the neighborhood cat sprints towards me after we make eye contact— is this love? 💁🏻♀️🦋
April 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
When the neighborhood cat sprints towards me after we make eye contact— is this love? 💁🏻♀️🦋
Make a sunscreen and sweat scented candle, you cowards.
April 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Make a sunscreen and sweat scented candle, you cowards.
I like when I sit down after a workout and my butt muscles fire. It’s like I’m microdosing getting my ass clapped.
April 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I like when I sit down after a workout and my butt muscles fire. It’s like I’m microdosing getting my ass clapped.
Not perfect, but excited to learn more.
March 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Not perfect, but excited to learn more.
Not me typing in half a sentence into a normal-ass desktop, and then touching the screen to select the predictive text. Am I okay? No.
February 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Not me typing in half a sentence into a normal-ass desktop, and then touching the screen to select the predictive text. Am I okay? No.
How many times will it take my FBI agent hearing me rapping along to “Milkshake” to turn him?
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
How many times will it take my FBI agent hearing me rapping along to “Milkshake” to turn him?
To receive the gifts, try being one. 🙃
February 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
To receive the gifts, try being one. 🙃
If there’s one thing about me, I’ma fangirl you.
February 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
If there’s one thing about me, I’ma fangirl you.
Delusion so strong at this point, I feel like I could survive a nuclear attack.
February 7, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Delusion so strong at this point, I feel like I could survive a nuclear attack.
You know you’re fucked when your therapist says “you have a great sense of humor”.
February 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
You know you’re fucked when your therapist says “you have a great sense of humor”.