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coolsword.bsky.social
Rocko's Modern Basilisk
@coolsword.bsky.social
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Occasionally I have a thought I have to get rid of and this is where I put it.
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Talk about aspirational marketing
A can of Raoh Energy Drink that says "I have no regrets in my life" on the side
January 10, 2026 at 9:37 PM
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???
A zoomed in close up from the AI generated house layout in the OP centering on what appears to be a room with a toilet, standalone bidet, and sink. The room is labeled "coat bath"
December 2, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Didn't find the bomber jacket of my dreams at the Pittsburgh Vintage Mixer, but didn't leave empty-handed either.
A suspiciously phallic salt shaker in the shape of a mushroom with a cute but grumpy face on the stem. The same salt shaker seen from behind. Even more phallic from this angle.
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
coolsword.bsky.social
Accurate
October 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
coolsword.bsky.social
Hmmm that doesn't seem good
An ad from Temu with a stylized NYC skyline that reads "TEMU UNITED STATES CLEARANCE: EVERYTHING MUST GO"
October 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
coolsword.bsky.social
Hell yeah
Freshly pulled gold star Cyndaquil card from the Pokemon trading card game
July 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Return my idiot son to me immediately
A long-haired black cat very similar in appearance to the one in OP's post draped across the top of a scratching post
July 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Screenshot from a Bluesky timeline where Casey's skeet appears directly under a @dril skeet saying "your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks"
July 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Dunno if this counts but I wouldn't go near the bookshelf this book was on when I was little solely because the cover terrified me
The cover of The Ghost in the Big Brass Bed by Bruce Coville. Two girls are depicted kneeling by a bed with an old-fashioned lantern while the ghost of a little girl floats toward them from behind, her mouth open in a silent wail
May 12, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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I see we are en-dude-ening kitchen knives now. Isn't everyone just... tired?
An ad for a tacticool-style kitchen cleaver called "The Annihilator"
May 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
coolsword.bsky.social
Dahntahn Pittsburgh today:
Lots of people (around 6,000 total from an estimate I heard from organizers) at the Hands Off rally in downtown Pittsburgh Lots of people (around 6,000 total from an estimate I heard from organizers) at the Hands Off rally in downtown Pittsburgh Lots of people (around 6,000 total from an estimate I heard from organizers) at the Hands Off rally in downtown Pittsburgh Lots of people (around 6,000 total from an estimate I heard from organizers) at the Hands Off rally in downtown Pittsburgh
April 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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A graphic of Kermit the frog with his signature scrunchface doing a such kick flip. The caption reads "the vibe is in shambles"
February 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
coolsword.bsky.social
Got myself a gorgeous little treat.
The cover of Tactics Ogre ArtWorks, a book of artwork from the game Tactics Ogre: Let Us Cling Together, featuring a gorgeous illustration by Yoshida Akihiko. A full page illustration of some of the game's characters. Background artworks from the game. Character designs/sketches from development. All caption text is in Japanese.
January 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Gettin' into the Christmas spirit over here
A Christmas ornament in the shape of Tim Robinson as Ronnie, the guy who's just here for the zip line, in I Think You Should Leave
December 20, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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This is the aquatic plant retailer my wife buys all her aquarium plants from. They seem pretty cool.
A picture of Luigi Mangione holding a vivarium with a caption reading "Shout out to our homie Luigi Mangione for helping us scape a new tank on 12/4/24 between 6:00 a.m. and 6:00 p.m. in LA"
December 12, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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Gm!
A tuxedo kitten looking at the camera with his front paws crossed all fancy-like
November 20, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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Shameless new kitten post, his name is Hugo
A 3-month old tuxedo kitten staring raptly at a PC monitor displaying a video game The same kitten absolutely conked out, napping on his back, feet in the air
November 19, 2024 at 8:53 PM
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Whoops we're a 3-cat household again
A 3-month old kitten making biscuits in a cat bed The same kitten emerging from the cat bed, ready to tear shit up
November 15, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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November 5, 2024 at 11:28 AM
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Weak - should've been a Funko Pop-style crucifix
October 30, 2024 at 12:32 AM
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Reminds me of my pick for best prop in set design history from Street Fighter (1994)
A self-portrait of M. Bison hanging in the background of a scene in Street Fighter (1994) that bears a striking resemblance to a self portrait painted by John Wayne Gacy
October 29, 2024 at 5:56 PM
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Lookie what came in the mail today
September 17, 2024 at 11:38 PM
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I wishlisted this months ago
Adrian Veidt from Alan Moore's Watchmen
September 13, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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How'd you get my cat
A long-haired black cat perched on top of a scratching post looking remarkably similar to the cat in the OP's picture
September 13, 2024 at 11:27 PM
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Hell yeah
September 10, 2024 at 10:39 PM