cool lich
@coollich.bsky.social
my wife took the phylactery in the divorce
he/him
he/him
you got banned so much I can't keep track
November 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
you got banned so much I can't keep track
Elon gave you that account back tho right? Or was it a different one
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Elon gave you that account back tho right? Or was it a different one
yes! my grandparents never gave him a real name, they just called him pussycat. When I got him I decided to name him Tom Jones because if What's New Pussycat
November 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
yes! my grandparents never gave him a real name, they just called him pussycat. When I got him I decided to name him Tom Jones because if What's New Pussycat
he used to be my grandparents's but they're too old to take care of him now and I was the most convenient option
November 14, 2025 at 6:59 PM
he used to be my grandparents's but they're too old to take care of him now and I was the most convenient option
trump? a pedo? no I thought he was such a nice guy. it's always who you least suspect :/
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
trump? a pedo? no I thought he was such a nice guy. it's always who you least suspect :/
wait, your ethnic group has a plastic bag full of other plastic bags lying around? how novel!
November 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
wait, your ethnic group has a plastic bag full of other plastic bags lying around? how novel!
well didn't you see that they went to a fancy restaurant? shocking
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
well didn't you see that they went to a fancy restaurant? shocking
I will say after reading that Trudeau will entertain guests by literally flinging himself down stairs I realized that Trudeau's true calling was to be some sort of jester or clown
October 26, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I will say after reading that Trudeau will entertain guests by literally flinging himself down stairs I realized that Trudeau's true calling was to be some sort of jester or clown
I think Trudeau had the funniest blackface scandal of all time. Like it's hard to beat an actual prime minister doing it. Then again with the whole Gharam Planter saga we may be dangerously close to a sitting USA president having one
October 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I think Trudeau had the funniest blackface scandal of all time. Like it's hard to beat an actual prime minister doing it. Then again with the whole Gharam Planter saga we may be dangerously close to a sitting USA president having one
Not that it really matters but it's hilarious how Trump keeps undercutting the attempts to make Kirk into a martyr but just straight up not caring
September 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Not that it really matters but it's hilarious how Trump keeps undercutting the attempts to make Kirk into a martyr but just straight up not caring
idk if this is just cope but I genuinely think this guy will crash and burn in an actual primary. he's way too California to be successful even with other Dems outside the state. it's the same problem Jerry Brown ran into
August 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
idk if this is just cope but I genuinely think this guy will crash and burn in an actual primary. he's way too California to be successful even with other Dems outside the state. it's the same problem Jerry Brown ran into
tho seriously congrats
August 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
tho seriously congrats
are you getting the bane injection?
August 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
are you getting the bane injection?
it's shit like this that made me disengage with most of the Deltarune discourse in like a week after ch. 3&4 came out. that and the bizarre overreactions to the final scene with sans and toriel
August 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
it's shit like this that made me disengage with most of the Deltarune discourse in like a week after ch. 3&4 came out. that and the bizarre overreactions to the final scene with sans and toriel
I mean I've been to places that'll put honey on pizza, so I don't think maple syrup is that weird in the grand scheme of things
July 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I mean I've been to places that'll put honey on pizza, so I don't think maple syrup is that weird in the grand scheme of things
this sounds like the name of a terrible pizza place in the lobby of the NYT headquarters
July 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
this sounds like the name of a terrible pizza place in the lobby of the NYT headquarters
please Mr Fox let sans deltarune be some random milf-loving gremlin if it's revealed that he actually is the same as sans undertale I'm gonna spontaneously combust
July 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
please Mr Fox let sans deltarune be some random milf-loving gremlin if it's revealed that he actually is the same as sans undertale I'm gonna spontaneously combust