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@jonbois.bsky.social hello jon bois. i believe the ‘risol of cam’ mentioned in fool time pt 4 could be a reference to Rissol de Camarão, a portuguese savory pastry that’s basically a fried potato ravioli filled with shrimp. it’s yummy! please issue a retraction!
January 4, 2026 at 12:20 PM
baseball is back
September 11, 2025 at 7:14 AM
how do you miss that giant head
September 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching little league
little league ump getting drilled in the nuts 3 times in 1 game
September 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
mans pressed because i pulled up his failed new wave band’s ep in front of the hoes
August 1, 2025 at 8:40 PM
lost four thousand kroner to a white jamaican in a high stakes invite only game of boggle
August 1, 2025 at 8:34 PM
there’s a pregnant lady at the anarchist rave
July 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
i think the idea of women getting ‘baby fever’ as they age is overblown, but i do think there is something within them that snaps around age 29 and creates an insatiable desire to start taking ceramics workshops
July 17, 2025 at 8:33 AM
im in the chinese electric car thinking abt japanese beer and korean fried chicken

only i, a white american, can unite the far east
July 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
john hinckley jr cameo
July 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
you used to be able to post something like “the autistic urge to keep plastic bags in a plastic bag” and get 1000 likes

now you have to post things like “the autistic urge to peg zohran mamdani” to even scrape together double digits

just another day on the leftist echo chamber of blue sky
June 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
oh so you will like an instagram story of my dog but you won’t let me hit. curious!
June 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
i’m going to do assassinations
June 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
on an email thread with two bobs. should be a one bob limit on emails. one of you needs to be robert for now.
June 18, 2025 at 7:50 AM
can someone tell me what happened since thursday i was in the pub cheers xx
June 17, 2025 at 8:02 AM
i’ve made eye contact with gary oldman while i was eating pie twice
June 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
your honor when my client referred to “going leno on [the defendant]’s ass”, he simply meant that he wouldn’t be spending his tonight show money
June 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
trying to come up with a good post about ed begley jr. i’ll let you know
June 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
she sorkin my aaron
May 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
why does everyone on here retweet their own posts like 4 hours later
May 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
im the guy who comments ‘where’s the joke’ on instagram reels of standup from women and ‘go on kill tony’ on instagram reels of standup from men . in eighth grade i watched my friend connor give a handjob to his golden retriever Benny
May 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
two months ago i awoke in a cold sweat. they had cancelled the chicken shop girl for doing a sponcon date with an amazon alexa

thankfully i was able to get back to sleep. scary times we live in!
May 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
wife has me in the doghouse again because i won’t stop doing my jk simmons in whiplash voice while we’re making love

sorry hunny but not quite my tempo!
May 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
dog this kill the boer shit is so funny
May 15, 2025 at 7:22 AM
ohhhh like blue prints!
May 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM