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I sipped down my coffee a bit before I put the lid on cuz it was a little too full, thought to myself "huh, this brew tastes kinda metallic for some reason..." maybe it's the ACTUAL FUCKING METAL I've got my lips on smh
October 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
my bios is ready for WHAT 😳
September 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
just saw someone singe a little bit of someone's hair with a lighter on the bus uhhhhh
September 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I hope my iBook G4 I was issued in the 8th grade is doing okay
August 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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It's time to split... @coolgreenapple.com and I are gonna couch co-op the TimeSplitters 2 campaign tomorrow night at 8pm EDT on twitch.tv/enterim
July 31, 2025 at 2:23 PM
me in blue 📸: @samanthablyn on ig
July 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
idk who in their right mind would choose to DRIVE around this damn town one Uber at rush hour is enough to make me want to never set foot in a car again
July 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
man I want a bot to impersonate ME on instagram so I can pull out the "I found you, FAKER!" line from sonic adventure 2 battle
July 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I'm bout to hoover up my fuckin eyeballs I can't take these AI generated ads much longer
July 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
whenever I see Dinosaur Jr. mentioned I always think it's the band T-Rex and I will never be rid of this curse
July 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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July 4, 2025 at 7:59 AM
I have learned that my music PC does not have the gumption required to edit 4K video files without complaining about it the ENTIRE time
July 1, 2025 at 3:47 AM
feels like this guy thinks I'm a trans woman and is trying to be a dick but I'm honestly not sure lol
June 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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happy bike season to all those who celebrate
May 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I'm back posting on my youtube channel after a 13 year hiatus youtube.com/shorts/_c5Nr...
Sultans of Swing (Guitar Solo Cover)
YouTube video by CoolGreenApple
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June 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM
summer is cancelled. temperatures above 75 degrees are now banned
June 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
apparently my uncaffeinated ass grabbed the berries and fucking cream cough drops (which are basically just candy). honestly they're growing on me
June 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I'm bringing back the lost art of the sparta remix
May 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
what I tell people: "my arms are sore from working out"

the truth: my arms are sore from throwing rock discs in the earthbending VR game RUMBLE
May 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
been 3 hours since I last saw my cat hope she is doin ok
May 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
me 2 im am in the b a nd cave paintings
my new mathy post-punky rock band Cave Paintings is making our live debut Saturday, May 31st at West Philly Porchfest! catch us at 1:20pm at 43rd and Baltimore, by Clark Park.
May 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
SUTOROBERII FUREIBAA
May 13, 2025 at 12:54 PM
the betrayal I feel when a show doesn't stick to a posted schedule is unmatched
May 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM