it's sooooo good and I JUST REALIZED my header image on here is a random photo from when i was watching gold rush constantly lmaoooo

i was OBSESSED w that show a few years ago, it's incredible. tony beets is such an enigma and also has one of the best and most hilariously perfect names of all time. backwards watch is unconventional but i support you! and also highly recommend the early seasons bc it's a whole different ballgame

by "docuseries" do u mean the discovery channel reality show w the weird christian guy who takes a bunch of his church ppl to pan for gold and there are a bunch of other ppl (TONY BEETS) who build horrible but fascinating huge gold panning contraptions and destroy the land and fight with each other

i used to get feedback about my "tone" in chats and emails, that i should be friendlier, and customers would ask if i was a robot. like sorry i'm not shitting flowers for u YOUR MAJESTY i'm trying to get u the information u need????? quickly and efficiently????? pls

and ofc a romantic relationship isn't The Only Thing, friendships and other dynamics are so so important as well. but god. i've been very sad about being alone for a very long time and no amount of besties or ~self love~ can replace it. it's just a different thing

do NOT tell anyone who uses fb this take btw

carmen stole eyes from a van gogh, nose from a picasso, and mona lisa's mouth and they didn't even reveal her masterpiece in the episode :(

aussies are UNMATCHED when it comes to nicknames and they've got em for fuckin everything, it truly heightens the australian reality tv viewing experience