PAPYRUS! (SEMI-HIATUS)
@cooldude95.bsky.social
I HAVE TO MAKE EVERYONE GIVE UP GIVING UP!
SANS, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUM AND RECALIBRATE YOUR PUZZLES!!!
#UndertaleRP 🦴 #MVRP 🦴 #SFWRP
SANS, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, GET OFF YOUR LAZY BUM AND RECALIBRATE YOUR PUZZLES!!!
#UndertaleRP 🦴 #MVRP 🦴 #SFWRP
*CHOCOLATE?
*ALL THIS TIME, ALL I NEEDED TO CAPTURE A HUMAN... WAS CHOCOLATE?
*NOT SPAGHETTI?!
*ALL THIS TIME, ALL I NEEDED TO CAPTURE A HUMAN... WAS CHOCOLATE?
*NOT SPAGHETTI?!
November 16, 2024 at 12:17 PM
*CHOCOLATE?
*ALL THIS TIME, ALL I NEEDED TO CAPTURE A HUMAN... WAS CHOCOLATE?
*NOT SPAGHETTI?!
*ALL THIS TIME, ALL I NEEDED TO CAPTURE A HUMAN... WAS CHOCOLATE?
*NOT SPAGHETTI?!
*WHO? WHAT?
*I DON'T THINK THAT'S VERY FUNNY, HUMAN. BECOMING DUST IS NO JOKE!
*I DON'T THINK THAT'S VERY FUNNY, HUMAN. BECOMING DUST IS NO JOKE!
November 16, 2024 at 4:07 AM
*WHO? WHAT?
*I DON'T THINK THAT'S VERY FUNNY, HUMAN. BECOMING DUST IS NO JOKE!
*I DON'T THINK THAT'S VERY FUNNY, HUMAN. BECOMING DUST IS NO JOKE!
*WHAT /MAKES SENSE/ IS THAT NOW THERE IS A DIFFERENT VERSION OF ME THAT I HAVE TO YELL AT TO STOP BEING A LAZY BONES AND RECALIBRATE HIS PUZZLES ALREADY! WHAT NAME AM I SUPPOSED TO CRY IN AGONY UNTO THE AETHER WHEN THE NAME PAPYRUS SHOULD ONLY BE SUNG AS PRAISE!
Uh-oh. What an attitude!
Uh-oh. What an attitude!
November 16, 2024 at 3:38 AM
*WHAT /MAKES SENSE/ IS THAT NOW THERE IS A DIFFERENT VERSION OF ME THAT I HAVE TO YELL AT TO STOP BEING A LAZY BONES AND RECALIBRATE HIS PUZZLES ALREADY! WHAT NAME AM I SUPPOSED TO CRY IN AGONY UNTO THE AETHER WHEN THE NAME PAPYRUS SHOULD ONLY BE SUNG AS PRAISE!
Uh-oh. What an attitude!
Uh-oh. What an attitude!
*CORRECT! ✨️
All humans must learn this lesson the hard way, it seems.
All humans must learn this lesson the hard way, it seems.
November 16, 2024 at 3:22 AM
*CORRECT! ✨️
All humans must learn this lesson the hard way, it seems.
All humans must learn this lesson the hard way, it seems.
*YES, GO ON.
November 16, 2024 at 3:05 AM
*YES, GO ON.
*THAT GUY IS COPYING ME, AND I DON'T LIKE IT.
November 16, 2024 at 2:56 AM
*THAT GUY IS COPYING ME, AND I DON'T LIKE IT.
*I CAN'T HELP IT WHEN I SEE A COOL GUY RIDING A DINOSAUR!!!
November 15, 2024 at 6:34 PM
*I CAN'T HELP IT WHEN I SEE A COOL GUY RIDING A DINOSAUR!!!
*WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERY TIME I TAKE SANS TO A RESTAURANT!!!
*GAH!!! AND HE ALWAYS LEAVES ONE SOLITARY PACK!!!
*GAH!!! AND HE ALWAYS LEAVES ONE SOLITARY PACK!!!
November 12, 2024 at 5:57 PM
*WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERY TIME I TAKE SANS TO A RESTAURANT!!!
*GAH!!! AND HE ALWAYS LEAVES ONE SOLITARY PACK!!!
*GAH!!! AND HE ALWAYS LEAVES ONE SOLITARY PACK!!!
*UGH. SANS IS COOKING TONIGHT.
*SIGH.
*SIGH.
November 12, 2024 at 12:44 AM
*UGH. SANS IS COOKING TONIGHT.
*SIGH.
*SIGH.
*HUMAN... NO... SAVE YOURSELF...!!!
November 11, 2024 at 9:18 PM
*HUMAN... NO... SAVE YOURSELF...!!!
*PERIOD CRAMPS? WHAT'S AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OUCH OOF AH OOF OWW OUCH OH NO OH GOD WHY
*MOMMY!!!!!!!!
*MOMMY!!!!!!!!
November 11, 2024 at 8:42 PM
*PERIOD CRAMPS? WHAT'S AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OUCH OOF AH OOF OWW OUCH OH NO OH GOD WHY
*MOMMY!!!!!!!!
*MOMMY!!!!!!!!
*WHAT.
Woof, woof! The annoying dog wags its tail, leaves the filth tornado, and takes the bone! Satisfied, it leaves the house entirely.
*WHAT!!!!!!
*THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FINAL CHALLENGE!!! AND YET, YOU DEFEATED IT SO EASILY!
*WHAT SORT OF BLACK MAGIC PROGRAMMED YOU?!
Woof, woof! The annoying dog wags its tail, leaves the filth tornado, and takes the bone! Satisfied, it leaves the house entirely.
*WHAT!!!!!!
*THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FINAL CHALLENGE!!! AND YET, YOU DEFEATED IT SO EASILY!
*WHAT SORT OF BLACK MAGIC PROGRAMMED YOU?!
November 11, 2024 at 5:51 PM
*WHAT.
Woof, woof! The annoying dog wags its tail, leaves the filth tornado, and takes the bone! Satisfied, it leaves the house entirely.
*WHAT!!!!!!
*THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FINAL CHALLENGE!!! AND YET, YOU DEFEATED IT SO EASILY!
*WHAT SORT OF BLACK MAGIC PROGRAMMED YOU?!
Woof, woof! The annoying dog wags its tail, leaves the filth tornado, and takes the bone! Satisfied, it leaves the house entirely.
*WHAT!!!!!!
*THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FINAL CHALLENGE!!! AND YET, YOU DEFEATED IT SO EASILY!
*WHAT SORT OF BLACK MAGIC PROGRAMMED YOU?!
*THEN I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, SHALL ALWAYS CHOOSE KIDNAPPING OVER VIOLENCE!
*KIDNAPPING MEGA MAN WAS FUN, ACTUALLY.
*BUT I REMEMBER WELL ENOUGH FROM... "THE INCIDENT". HUMAN OR MONSTER, DUSTING SOMEONE IS WRONG. NO MATTER HOW CONVINCING IT SOUNDS.
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*KIDNAPPING MEGA MAN WAS FUN, ACTUALLY.
*BUT I REMEMBER WELL ENOUGH FROM... "THE INCIDENT". HUMAN OR MONSTER, DUSTING SOMEONE IS WRONG. NO MATTER HOW CONVINCING IT SOUNDS.
......
November 11, 2024 at 5:18 AM
*THEN I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, SHALL ALWAYS CHOOSE KIDNAPPING OVER VIOLENCE!
*KIDNAPPING MEGA MAN WAS FUN, ACTUALLY.
*BUT I REMEMBER WELL ENOUGH FROM... "THE INCIDENT". HUMAN OR MONSTER, DUSTING SOMEONE IS WRONG. NO MATTER HOW CONVINCING IT SOUNDS.
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*KIDNAPPING MEGA MAN WAS FUN, ACTUALLY.
*BUT I REMEMBER WELL ENOUGH FROM... "THE INCIDENT". HUMAN OR MONSTER, DUSTING SOMEONE IS WRONG. NO MATTER HOW CONVINCING IT SOUNDS.
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*TEEHEE! CORRECT!
*IT WAS I, KING ASGORE! THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
*IT WAS I, KING ASGORE! THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
November 11, 2024 at 5:10 AM
*TEEHEE! CORRECT!
*IT WAS I, KING ASGORE! THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
*IT WAS I, KING ASGORE! THE GREAT PAPYRUS!
*OH, I KNOW! HE STILL MAKES ME SO MAD! IT'S LIKE TALKING TO A SANS WHO IS NOT MY BROTHER AND ALSO IS NOT VERY FUNNY!
*HE DID TEACH ME A THING OR TWO ABOUT FIGHTING, I GUESS...
*BUT HE ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT HOW /HE/ FEELS! I CAN'T GET THROUGH TO HIS THICK, ARMORED HEAD!
*HE DID TEACH ME A THING OR TWO ABOUT FIGHTING, I GUESS...
*BUT HE ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT HOW /HE/ FEELS! I CAN'T GET THROUGH TO HIS THICK, ARMORED HEAD!
November 11, 2024 at 5:06 AM
*OH, I KNOW! HE STILL MAKES ME SO MAD! IT'S LIKE TALKING TO A SANS WHO IS NOT MY BROTHER AND ALSO IS NOT VERY FUNNY!
*HE DID TEACH ME A THING OR TWO ABOUT FIGHTING, I GUESS...
*BUT HE ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT HOW /HE/ FEELS! I CAN'T GET THROUGH TO HIS THICK, ARMORED HEAD!
*HE DID TEACH ME A THING OR TWO ABOUT FIGHTING, I GUESS...
*BUT HE ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT HOW /HE/ FEELS! I CAN'T GET THROUGH TO HIS THICK, ARMORED HEAD!
*DID YOU KNOW THAT SANS GRADUATED TOP OF HIS CLASS IN THE ACADEMY'S PROP AND BUTTON CRAFTING PROGRAMS? IT'S TRUE!
*ALL OF HIS HAND BUZZERS ARE /HAND/ MADE! NYEH HEH HEH HEH!
*ALL OF HIS HAND BUZZERS ARE /HAND/ MADE! NYEH HEH HEH HEH!
November 11, 2024 at 5:01 AM
*DID YOU KNOW THAT SANS GRADUATED TOP OF HIS CLASS IN THE ACADEMY'S PROP AND BUTTON CRAFTING PROGRAMS? IT'S TRUE!
*ALL OF HIS HAND BUZZERS ARE /HAND/ MADE! NYEH HEH HEH HEH!
*ALL OF HIS HAND BUZZERS ARE /HAND/ MADE! NYEH HEH HEH HEH!
*I CAN'T LET SANS SEE ME TRYING TO COERCE MEGA MAN INTO CLEANING HIS ROOM!!!
November 11, 2024 at 4:42 AM
*I CAN'T LET SANS SEE ME TRYING TO COERCE MEGA MAN INTO CLEANING HIS ROOM!!!
*DON'T ASK. NOT EVEN A MOUNTAIN OF COOL BREEZE AIR FRESHENER COULD CURE IT.
*I WOULD KNOW. I'VE TRIED.
*I WOULD KNOW. I'VE TRIED.
November 11, 2024 at 4:11 AM
*DON'T ASK. NOT EVEN A MOUNTAIN OF COOL BREEZE AIR FRESHENER COULD CURE IT.
*I WOULD KNOW. I'VE TRIED.
*I WOULD KNOW. I'VE TRIED.
💙 My Papyrus voice is rusty, but I decided to put my money where my mouth is.
November 11, 2024 at 3:06 AM
💙 My Papyrus voice is rusty, but I decided to put my money where my mouth is.
*NYEH HEH HEH HEH! LAMENT YOUR FATE! FOR YOU CANNOT EVER LEAVE THIS PLACE! YOU AND I ARE GOING TO STAY HERE FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!
*UNTIL
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*UNTIL...
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*HMM. I ACTUALLY DIDN'T HAVE A PLAN FOR MY NEXT STEPS IF THIS WORKED.
*UNTIL
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*UNTIL...
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*HMM. I ACTUALLY DIDN'T HAVE A PLAN FOR MY NEXT STEPS IF THIS WORKED.
November 11, 2024 at 12:05 AM
*NYEH HEH HEH HEH! LAMENT YOUR FATE! FOR YOU CANNOT EVER LEAVE THIS PLACE! YOU AND I ARE GOING TO STAY HERE FOR ALL OF ETERNITY!
*UNTIL
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*UNTIL...
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*HMM. I ACTUALLY DIDN'T HAVE A PLAN FOR MY NEXT STEPS IF THIS WORKED.
*UNTIL
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*UNTIL...
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*HMM. I ACTUALLY DIDN'T HAVE A PLAN FOR MY NEXT STEPS IF THIS WORKED.
*I JUST CRIED MY SOCKETS OUT TO HIM, AND HE DISHONORS ME LIKE THIS! KETCHUP! /KETCHUP/! METTATON IS TOO GOOD FOR THE LIKES OF /KETCHUP/! WE MAKE IT TOGETHER ALL THE TIME! HE DOESN'T NEED MORE!
*ALL THAT METTATON NEEDS TO DO IS COOK CRUSHED TOMATOES IN A SLOW COOKER, ADDING ¼ CUP WATER PER CAN...
*ALL THAT METTATON NEEDS TO DO IS COOK CRUSHED TOMATOES IN A SLOW COOKER, ADDING ¼ CUP WATER PER CAN...
November 10, 2024 at 11:31 PM
*I JUST CRIED MY SOCKETS OUT TO HIM, AND HE DISHONORS ME LIKE THIS! KETCHUP! /KETCHUP/! METTATON IS TOO GOOD FOR THE LIKES OF /KETCHUP/! WE MAKE IT TOGETHER ALL THE TIME! HE DOESN'T NEED MORE!
*ALL THAT METTATON NEEDS TO DO IS COOK CRUSHED TOMATOES IN A SLOW COOKER, ADDING ¼ CUP WATER PER CAN...
*ALL THAT METTATON NEEDS TO DO IS COOK CRUSHED TOMATOES IN A SLOW COOKER, ADDING ¼ CUP WATER PER CAN...
*YOU'RE MOST WELCOME!
Papyrus cheerfully accepts the phone back. Yup. He completely misses the point of kidnapping people.
*NOW, THERE IS NO USE IN TRYING TO ESCAPE, MEGA MAN! THAT HIGH TECH CAGE IS DESIGNED TO STOP EVEN ROBOTS!
*...WE RAN OUT OF IRON BARS, SO PLAY ALONG.
Papyrus cheerfully accepts the phone back. Yup. He completely misses the point of kidnapping people.
*NOW, THERE IS NO USE IN TRYING TO ESCAPE, MEGA MAN! THAT HIGH TECH CAGE IS DESIGNED TO STOP EVEN ROBOTS!
*...WE RAN OUT OF IRON BARS, SO PLAY ALONG.
November 10, 2024 at 11:05 PM
*YOU'RE MOST WELCOME!
Papyrus cheerfully accepts the phone back. Yup. He completely misses the point of kidnapping people.
*NOW, THERE IS NO USE IN TRYING TO ESCAPE, MEGA MAN! THAT HIGH TECH CAGE IS DESIGNED TO STOP EVEN ROBOTS!
*...WE RAN OUT OF IRON BARS, SO PLAY ALONG.
Papyrus cheerfully accepts the phone back. Yup. He completely misses the point of kidnapping people.
*NOW, THERE IS NO USE IN TRYING TO ESCAPE, MEGA MAN! THAT HIGH TECH CAGE IS DESIGNED TO STOP EVEN ROBOTS!
*...WE RAN OUT OF IRON BARS, SO PLAY ALONG.
*WHAT DO YOU MEAN BLUESKY CAN DISCONNECT PEOPLE FROM THEIR DIRECT MESSAGES?!?!?!
*I NEED TO CONFIRM TO SANS THAT I HAVE RECEIVED TOP SECRET INFORMATION!
*NGAHHHHH!!!
*I NEED TO CONFIRM TO SANS THAT I HAVE RECEIVED TOP SECRET INFORMATION!
*NGAHHHHH!!!
November 10, 2024 at 8:56 PM
*WHAT DO YOU MEAN BLUESKY CAN DISCONNECT PEOPLE FROM THEIR DIRECT MESSAGES?!?!?!
*I NEED TO CONFIRM TO SANS THAT I HAVE RECEIVED TOP SECRET INFORMATION!
*NGAHHHHH!!!
*I NEED TO CONFIRM TO SANS THAT I HAVE RECEIVED TOP SECRET INFORMATION!
*NGAHHHHH!!!
*I...! SNIFF!
*I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A GOOD BROTHER IN A LONG TIME. BUT WHEN I WAS BEEFING WITH MEGA MAN, I YELLED AT HIM FOR NOT TELLING HIS BROTHER THAT HE LOVES HIM.
*AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED...
*I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I SAID THAT TO /YOU/.
*I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A GOOD BROTHER IN A LONG TIME. BUT WHEN I WAS BEEFING WITH MEGA MAN, I YELLED AT HIM FOR NOT TELLING HIS BROTHER THAT HE LOVES HIM.
*AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED...
*I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I SAID THAT TO /YOU/.
November 10, 2024 at 1:41 PM
*I...! SNIFF!
*I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A GOOD BROTHER IN A LONG TIME. BUT WHEN I WAS BEEFING WITH MEGA MAN, I YELLED AT HIM FOR NOT TELLING HIS BROTHER THAT HE LOVES HIM.
*AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED...
*I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I SAID THAT TO /YOU/.
*I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A GOOD BROTHER IN A LONG TIME. BUT WHEN I WAS BEEFING WITH MEGA MAN, I YELLED AT HIM FOR NOT TELLING HIS BROTHER THAT HE LOVES HIM.
*AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED...
*I CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I SAID THAT TO /YOU/.