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Palpatine: *does nothing but scheme*
Johnathan Last: “so fascinating and nuanced.”
Palpatine: *makes a Death Star*
Last: “such an interesting character.”
Johnathan Last: “so fascinating and nuanced.”
Palpatine: *makes a Death Star*
Last: “such an interesting character.”
December 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Palpatine: *does nothing but scheme*
Johnathan Last: “so fascinating and nuanced.”
Palpatine: *makes a Death Star*
Last: “such an interesting character.”
Johnathan Last: “so fascinating and nuanced.”
Palpatine: *makes a Death Star*
Last: “such an interesting character.”
A coffee shop is a good place for a first date.
No one owes anyone sex or more dates.
I feel anything else is really situational.
No one owes anyone sex or more dates.
I feel anything else is really situational.
March 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
A coffee shop is a good place for a first date.
No one owes anyone sex or more dates.
I feel anything else is really situational.
No one owes anyone sex or more dates.
I feel anything else is really situational.
Oh no.
On first dates I get drunk and then encourage the other person to get drunk after I cancel the date in the last minute.
On first dates I get drunk and then encourage the other person to get drunk after I cancel the date in the last minute.
March 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Oh no.
On first dates I get drunk and then encourage the other person to get drunk after I cancel the date in the last minute.
On first dates I get drunk and then encourage the other person to get drunk after I cancel the date in the last minute.
It would be cool to live without the fear of failing miserably and publicly while wasting a bunch of money in the process.
March 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It would be cool to live without the fear of failing miserably and publicly while wasting a bunch of money in the process.
5. Gruff grown up has to take care of kid they dislike
4. Everyone at a workplace hates each other but is witty about it
3. “Wait. Maybe revenge isn’t worth it.”
2. Someone gets fucked over by a genie
1. “There needs to be a story otherwise you’re just watching disconnected action scenes or jokes.”
4. Everyone at a workplace hates each other but is witty about it
3. “Wait. Maybe revenge isn’t worth it.”
2. Someone gets fucked over by a genie
1. “There needs to be a story otherwise you’re just watching disconnected action scenes or jokes.”
March 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
5. Gruff grown up has to take care of kid they dislike
4. Everyone at a workplace hates each other but is witty about it
3. “Wait. Maybe revenge isn’t worth it.”
2. Someone gets fucked over by a genie
1. “There needs to be a story otherwise you’re just watching disconnected action scenes or jokes.”
4. Everyone at a workplace hates each other but is witty about it
3. “Wait. Maybe revenge isn’t worth it.”
2. Someone gets fucked over by a genie
1. “There needs to be a story otherwise you’re just watching disconnected action scenes or jokes.”