Cool Cucumber
@coolcucumber.bsky.social
Cool: lacking in warmth
Cucumber: green, cylindrical fruits
Cucumber: green, cylindrical fruits
I think I watched this show. Eliza Dushku played the main character
September 16, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I think I watched this show. Eliza Dushku played the main character
Ready to be a sidekick in x360 cover shooter
September 2, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Ready to be a sidekick in x360 cover shooter
When I first read this I thought it was about a nuke going off in the city. Took a moment to come to the conclusion most people wouldn't cheer the incoming blast wave
July 31, 2025 at 3:06 PM
When I first read this I thought it was about a nuke going off in the city. Took a moment to come to the conclusion most people wouldn't cheer the incoming blast wave
More like Unfarted
July 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
More like Unfarted
Sources say there is a dastardly plan to lock all cops in the sewers and break batman's back
June 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Sources say there is a dastardly plan to lock all cops in the sewers and break batman's back
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen
May 27, 2025 at 12:38 PM
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen
"When you stand before God, you cannot say, 'But I was told by others to do thus,' or that virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that."
May 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
"When you stand before God, you cannot say, 'But I was told by others to do thus,' or that virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that."
Do you have to watch the first 3 parts to understand what is happening?
May 19, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Do you have to watch the first 3 parts to understand what is happening?
He wanted to have sex with the statue
May 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
He wanted to have sex with the statue
Johny English reformation 2
April 26, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Johny English reformation 2
Grimdark McPoyles
April 26, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Grimdark McPoyles
My brain after reading this: Winnie The Pooh Joker
April 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My brain after reading this: Winnie The Pooh Joker
This is what Mark Twain would want. he would love this shit
April 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
This is what Mark Twain would want. he would love this shit
Every day the light of hope gets dimmer
March 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Every day the light of hope gets dimmer
He got popular reviewing chewing gum. Google "Asmongold gums" for more info
March 15, 2025 at 9:40 AM
He got popular reviewing chewing gum. Google "Asmongold gums" for more info
And yet one small village of Gauls is still fighting against the invaders
February 24, 2025 at 12:44 PM
And yet one small village of Gauls is still fighting against the invaders
Ah, of course. It's that thing where a head comes out of the toilet, right
January 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Ah, of course. It's that thing where a head comes out of the toilet, right
Bring back 3d renders of screaming wizards on GPU boxes
January 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Bring back 3d renders of screaming wizards on GPU boxes
Would be more convincing if she brought up the scene in Rat Race where Jon Lovitz accidentally disguises himself as Hitler and crashes WW2 veteran's gala. Weak
January 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Would be more convincing if she brought up the scene in Rat Race where Jon Lovitz accidentally disguises himself as Hitler and crashes WW2 veteran's gala. Weak
With each of these I get ever closer to unfollowing and muting you
December 31, 2024 at 8:02 AM
With each of these I get ever closer to unfollowing and muting you
Love that one guy's terrible hair
December 20, 2024 at 6:03 AM
Love that one guy's terrible hair
We have John wick at home
December 14, 2024 at 7:35 AM
We have John wick at home
(falls to knees) Noooo! Not the discourse!!
December 8, 2024 at 7:08 AM
(falls to knees) Noooo! Not the discourse!!