Diane
coolchihuahuas.bsky.social
Diane
@coolchihuahuas.bsky.social
Retired Occupational Therapist, dog lover, Chihuahua mum. Vegetarian and trying my best to reduce my carbon footprint. New to Bonsai collecting and creating 🌱✂️ No DM's please.
Most of us woke up and got five shades of grey without the added advantage of Jamie Dornan OR a safe word. Half the planet staring at boxes like they were IKEA instructions missing page one and the tiny cartoon guy with the condescending smile. Bravo wordle.
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November 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I’m not suggesting that governments make stupid mistakes… BUT when you outlaw booze and create mob empires, secret jazz clubs, and cocktails that could strip paint, maybe the plan needs a patch. Prohibition said “behave,” and America said, “lol, watch this.”
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November 22, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Today’s word was less of a puzzle and more of a passive-aggressive note from the English language. It strutted in like, “I’m the reason your mouth even works, peasant.” Relax, Wordle. If I wanted a grammar lesson with attitude, I’d re-read my school report cards
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November 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I try Julie. I try🙂
November 20, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Orwell created a porcine tyrant—Napoleon, master of propaganda and intimidation who rewrote the rules. By the end, the pigs walked on two legs, indistinguishable from the humans they replaced. Calling a reporter ‘piggy’ during a tough question is almost poetic in its irony.
November 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
When I shuffle off this mortal coil, do me a favour: DO NOT BURY ME! Launch me into space. Put me in a snow globe. Sprinkle me on my bonsais—anything but dirt. Dirt is where worms live. I don’t vibe with worms. They stare with no eyes. It’s unsettling.
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November 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Orwell created a porcine tyrant—Napoleon, master of propaganda and intimidation who rewrote the rules. By the end, the pigs walked on two legs, indistinguishable from the humans they replaced. Calling a reporter ‘piggy’ during a tough question is almost poetic in its irony.
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November 19, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Continuity is very important Faye😆
November 18, 2025 at 11:54 AM
What an absolute cutie!🥰
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I love today’s word! I’m done babysitting my inner monologue like it’s a toddler with scissors. No filter, no seatbelt, no clamp. If something pops into my brain, it’s getting launched like a ferret on espresso. Everybody cool? Need a safety briefing?
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November 18, 2025 at 7:15 AM
My poor tongue is tired from tackling every sarcastic thought before it hurls itself into the world. My brain is like, “Oops, did I say that out loud?” No, because I’m holding the gate shut with the strength of a mildly annoyed hamster.
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November 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Aww thank you ☺️
November 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Ian falling out of bed. Just kidding. If only my life was as exciting as this. I just write these daily posts to put a smile on people's faces. Poetic licence stretched to the max😆
November 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
At 3AM I heard a thud and grabbed the deadliest weapon known to humankind: my slipper. Not both—just one. I crept forward like my brain was running on 2 pixels. If it was a burglar, was I planning to throw the foamy nunchuck until they reconsidered life? Might’ve worked.
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November 16, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Someone once said ‘If you love something, set it free…’ So I released my beloved household snail on a park bench five miles away to test the theory. It hasn’t returned. But to be fair, at its top speed, it’s probably only halfway down the bench leg by now.
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November 15, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Reading a patient’s notes once… Doctor’s comments: “Patient up and about! Eating breakfast! Apparently not dying!” after writing the previous day that the patient was very unwell and he was considering putting him on the end-of-life pathway.
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 AM
The BBC have apologised to Trump… which is adorable, because the real apology should be for transforming a historic building into something that looks like it was decorated by a magpie with an unlimited budget and no conscience. Perhaps… a touch of overcompensation?
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November 14, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Aristotle said greatness has a hint of madness; the Brothers Grimm heard and said, “Sick, let’s traumatize children.” Their stories had more red flags than a toxic ex. Disney sugar-coated it, but the original plots were basically survival horror for toddlers.
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November 13, 2025 at 7:42 AM