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Prof. Sipwell
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Serving the tiny population who appreciate absolutely Byzantine trains of thought

Also, we say "fuck" a lot

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So, the Dickless Gestapo, otherwise known as ICE, is apparently now scouring social media for signs of dissent.
Hey, ICE:
Every last one of you should be tried for treason.
So should your Nazi bosses.

Come and get me, you twats.
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
THIS !!!
What will it take for regular people to understand that if they refuse to stand up against fascism they will not be spared? Fascism is a serial killer with no restrictions on who it targets.
October 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
1860 had an affair with 1935 and had a kid called Right Now In America
October 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
🤬
October 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Well, of all the things I could say about this almost infinitely disgusting, vomit-inducing regime we are now under, one of the weirdest is this: I never thought I would be part of a situation that rendered Hogan's Heroes completely unfunny.
September 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Just saw an ad for "CNN All Access".

If any one of you motherfuckers even thinks about subscribing to this, you're useless. And hopelessly uninformed.
September 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
VIVA ALCARAZ! 🎾

(Also, it was nice to see the orange shitstain all mad because the Brown Guy won 👍🏻)
September 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I wanted to post something fairly profound, but Bluesky is too stupid to be able to post anything more than 300 fucking characters. No wonder I quit it several months ago. What a piece of shit.
September 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I had no idea that I would be alive during the last days of America. Hell, did any of us?
August 30, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Apparently I am old enough to remember when Russia was the enemy of freedom.

Ah well. The times they are a-changin'.
August 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Reposted by Prof. Sipwell
In setting up Meidas Canada we chose a microphone that carried historic weight.
We picked the altec 639 b.
If it was good enough for Edward R. Murrow and Buddy Holly,
it was good enough for resistance to gangster fascism.
This is an original mic and has never been used.
@meidastouch.bsky.social
August 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
August 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Strange things happen on June 76th.
August 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Ah, the United Reich of America.

Remember:

War is peace
Freedom is slavery
Ignorance is strength
August 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
THIS, ALL
Thoughts from Germany:

1) The US exited the UN Human Rights Council in Feb 2025 and discredited the council since. That's what countries do who intent to violate human rights (on its own citizens).
2) The US partners with countries violating human rights (see Israel, El Salvador).
August 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Nevermind all the other shit I say, just please have a listen to the music I make.

andropro423.bandcamp.com/album/neon-d...

distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...
Neon Dream, by The Andromeda Project
8 track album
andropro423.bandcamp.com
August 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Hey Substack: all the changes you just made to your app are pure shit.

UNDO THEM.
August 14, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"Every answer found begs another question... The further you go, the less you know... The less I know..."

- James, "Five-O"
August 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
If this doesn't take you back, and make you long deeply for younger times, well, you're probably a child.
August 7, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I'm not sure, so I really do have to ask all of you out there in the sky:

Are we great yet?
August 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Well, it's 7 months later now, and I've either calmed down or just gotten used to all the insanity and bullshit. Either way it amounts to the same. I'm back, motherfuckers, so buckle up. No really, you should buckle up, because if you're in an accident, it'll help you live.
August 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Nobody should give even 1/17 of a shit, but I'm back
August 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
@alexsavedtheday.bsky.social
"They put me in the ground, but I'm back from the dead."

- Lord Huron
August 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Well, Bluesky, it's been an interesting couple of months, but you've turned into a real piece of shit in a right hurry. I think I'm done with so-called social media, quite possibly forever. All of you can go fuck yourselves now. 👍🏻🍸
February 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
There are people at this moment who are wondering why I haven't called them back, or called, or texted.
I love them, but they can go fuck themselves sideways with a chainsaw.
February 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM