That's very presumptuous. Cute little old ladies can be into other old ladies (and threeways) too!

So you got a passing negging so an oldster could flirt with your mum? Bastards!

Hi hi! It has been absolutely aeons, I'm alright, cold, but alright. How are you Bazza?

Hiyaaaaa

A million billion pounds says this was written by someone who eats 'woke sandwich fillings' from Pret every lunch break.

If you're after short-but-perfectly-formed games on Steam Deck and Dave the Diver floated your proverbial boat, then I recommend Dredge if you've not tried it.