Cooking in a Kettle
@cookinginakettle.bsky.social
A former prisoner, I cooked in a kettle when I did time.
I love my family, Arsenal FC, and 90s/early 00s hip hop. I hate racists, The Scum newspaper, and Totnum Hotspurs.
Indian/Kenyan origin, but born and bred in East London.
I love my family, Arsenal FC, and 90s/early 00s hip hop. I hate racists, The Scum newspaper, and Totnum Hotspurs.
Indian/Kenyan origin, but born and bred in East London.
That's a pathetic comment. Children's neural pathways ensure that they're able to pick up language quickly, so they're of minimal burden upon teachers and TAs.
"...Young children
learn languages faster and with less effort than adults."
migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/wp-content/u...
"...Young children
learn languages faster and with less effort than adults."
migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/wp-content/u...
migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk
January 22, 2026 at 9:37 AM
That's a pathetic comment. Children's neural pathways ensure that they're able to pick up language quickly, so they're of minimal burden upon teachers and TAs.
"...Young children
learn languages faster and with less effort than adults."
migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/wp-content/u...
"...Young children
learn languages faster and with less effort than adults."
migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/wp-content/u...
Does he eat at KKKFC?
January 21, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Does he eat at KKKFC?
MLS had more composure about him. Hopefully he builds on this because we're going to need him to put in a fair few shifts from now until May.
January 21, 2026 at 6:19 AM
MLS had more composure about him. Hopefully he builds on this because we're going to need him to put in a fair few shifts from now until May.
I always remember this from TH14 no less, and think that Gyökeres should apply it:
www.instagram.com/reel/DSROevF...
He will catapult himself to the next level.
www.instagram.com/reel/DSROevF...
He will catapult himself to the next level.
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January 21, 2026 at 6:15 AM
I always remember this from TH14 no less, and think that Gyökeres should apply it:
www.instagram.com/reel/DSROevF...
He will catapult himself to the next level.
www.instagram.com/reel/DSROevF...
He will catapult himself to the next level.
Malcolm Tucker said it best...
a man in a suit and tie talking on a cell phone with the caption he 's so dense that light bends around him !
ALT: a man in a suit and tie talking on a cell phone with the caption he 's so dense that light bends around him !
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Malcolm Tucker said it best...
My WhatsApp football group last night... We live in hope 😂
January 18, 2026 at 4:27 PM
My WhatsApp football group last night... We live in hope 😂
Me watching as they sabotage each other 😂
a man in a red jacket is eating popcorn and the words here we go are on the screen
ALT: a man in a red jacket is eating popcorn and the words here we go are on the screen
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Me watching as they sabotage each other 😂
Well, that's two sets of tariffs that he's brought upon UK citizens: EU tariffs and US tariffs. I thought this guy knew everything about how to run an economy?! The cowardly charlatan couldn't even run a bath.
January 18, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Well, that's two sets of tariffs that he's brought upon UK citizens: EU tariffs and US tariffs. I thought this guy knew everything about how to run an economy?! The cowardly charlatan couldn't even run a bath.
Unfollowing, because I prefer dog videos! 😂
January 18, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Unfollowing, because I prefer dog videos! 😂
Is this on something other than Spotify? I deleted that dreadful app because of Daniel Ek.
January 17, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Is this on something other than Spotify? I deleted that dreadful app because of Daniel Ek.
You'd be lucky to get a turd out of them now. It's a perfect example of enshittification.
January 17, 2026 at 1:27 PM
You'd be lucky to get a turd out of them now. It's a perfect example of enshittification.