CookieOfCarnage.
@cookieofcarnage.bsky.social
My name is Andy, 49, UK.
A “Woke lefty tosser”, apparently.
Love LFC, music (especially metal), movies, TV, books, video games.
Talks bollocks. Likes stupid memes.
Anti Tory / reform / that orange monstrosity.
Pro EU. Pro Choice. LBGTQ+ Ally.
A “Woke lefty tosser”, apparently.
Love LFC, music (especially metal), movies, TV, books, video games.
Talks bollocks. Likes stupid memes.
Anti Tory / reform / that orange monstrosity.
Pro EU. Pro Choice. LBGTQ+ Ally.
Booing Trent after everything he has given the club, all his efforts, all the trophies, the magic moments. is childish and petty.
That was embarrassing.
#Liverpool #TrentAlexander-Arnold #YNWA #Champions
That was embarrassing.
#Liverpool #TrentAlexander-Arnold #YNWA #Champions
May 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Booing Trent after everything he has given the club, all his efforts, all the trophies, the magic moments. is childish and petty.
That was embarrassing.
#Liverpool #TrentAlexander-Arnold #YNWA #Champions
That was embarrassing.
#Liverpool #TrentAlexander-Arnold #YNWA #Champions
March 14, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Nothing funnier in this world than seeing that nappy wearing sack of orange offal bully and his sofa shagging lapdog being stood up to. Trump embarrassed himself and the USA and didn’t like it one bit and is now behaving like a petulant toddler. #SlavaUkraini
February 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Nothing funnier in this world than seeing that nappy wearing sack of orange offal bully and his sofa shagging lapdog being stood up to. Trump embarrassed himself and the USA and didn’t like it one bit and is now behaving like a petulant toddler. #SlavaUkraini
Let me get this straight
#Trump (and his MAGATaliban) are convinced that there are men pretending to be women so they can compete on women’s sport, an issue that simply doesn’t exist, but they have no problem having Eagles win an sports event for Owls? Smacks of hypocrisy, does that. #SuperbOwl
#Trump (and his MAGATaliban) are convinced that there are men pretending to be women so they can compete on women’s sport, an issue that simply doesn’t exist, but they have no problem having Eagles win an sports event for Owls? Smacks of hypocrisy, does that. #SuperbOwl
February 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Let me get this straight
#Trump (and his MAGATaliban) are convinced that there are men pretending to be women so they can compete on women’s sport, an issue that simply doesn’t exist, but they have no problem having Eagles win an sports event for Owls? Smacks of hypocrisy, does that. #SuperbOwl
#Trump (and his MAGATaliban) are convinced that there are men pretending to be women so they can compete on women’s sport, an issue that simply doesn’t exist, but they have no problem having Eagles win an sports event for Owls? Smacks of hypocrisy, does that. #SuperbOwl
After much deliberation, I have decided that this years #Superbowl is this one.
February 9, 2025 at 1:47 PM
After much deliberation, I have decided that this years #Superbowl is this one.
Wember-lee
Wember-lee
We’re the famous Liverpool and we’re off to Wember-lee!
Wember-lee
We’re the famous Liverpool and we’re off to Wember-lee!
February 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Wember-lee
Wember-lee
We’re the famous Liverpool and we’re off to Wember-lee!
Wember-lee
We’re the famous Liverpool and we’re off to Wember-lee!
So either this is a typo, or it’s more likely is that The Tangerine Tyrant thinks that Colombia (the country) and Columbia (Film Production, Record label and also an unrelated clothing brand) are the same thing.
January 28, 2025 at 7:44 AM
So either this is a typo, or it’s more likely is that The Tangerine Tyrant thinks that Colombia (the country) and Columbia (Film Production, Record label and also an unrelated clothing brand) are the same thing.
Can I just say that it is disappointing to have the latest storm named Eowyn, when it made much more sense to call it Ernie, after we had Bert earlier this season…
@metoffice.bsky.social
@metoffice.bsky.social
January 23, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Can I just say that it is disappointing to have the latest storm named Eowyn, when it made much more sense to call it Ernie, after we had Bert earlier this season…
@metoffice.bsky.social
@metoffice.bsky.social
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This is the only flag I’m flying today. For Janey. #Trumpisacunt Let’s make it trend.
January 20, 2025 at 8:29 AM
This is the only flag I’m flying today. For Janey. #Trumpisacunt Let’s make it trend.
January 20, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Dear America.
On 20/1/25, when the tangerine tyrant takes office, please go to the inauguration. But take drum, airhorns, vuvuzellas, anything that makes a loud noise, failing that, just loudly boo, drowning out the word salad that comes from his anus on his face. Have some fun. Go wild.
On 20/1/25, when the tangerine tyrant takes office, please go to the inauguration. But take drum, airhorns, vuvuzellas, anything that makes a loud noise, failing that, just loudly boo, drowning out the word salad that comes from his anus on his face. Have some fun. Go wild.
January 10, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Dear America.
On 20/1/25, when the tangerine tyrant takes office, please go to the inauguration. But take drum, airhorns, vuvuzellas, anything that makes a loud noise, failing that, just loudly boo, drowning out the word salad that comes from his anus on his face. Have some fun. Go wild.
On 20/1/25, when the tangerine tyrant takes office, please go to the inauguration. But take drum, airhorns, vuvuzellas, anything that makes a loud noise, failing that, just loudly boo, drowning out the word salad that comes from his anus on his face. Have some fun. Go wild.
Ooh looks like Elmo has thrown #NigelFarage under a bus.. hahahahahahahahaha
January 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Ooh looks like Elmo has thrown #NigelFarage under a bus.. hahahahahahahahaha
👇
This last decade seems to have been watching liberal politicians wring their hands and not want to create a fuss while far right extremists increasingly control the playbook of the world - “we don’t want to cause a scene” - it is time to cause scenes
January 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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I have no idea why Prince William is sitting down with a rapist and convicted felon. I don’t give a single shit he’s a working Royal. When men sit down with rapists and smile for cameras you’re normalising rape.
December 8, 2024 at 8:12 AM
I have no idea why Prince William is sitting down with a rapist and convicted felon. I don’t give a single shit he’s a working Royal. When men sit down with rapists and smile for cameras you’re normalising rape.
December 3, 2024 at 3:59 PM
#ElonMusk
Elmo, mate. “Tommy Robinson” is in prison because he *checks notes* broke the law. Here in the UK, we tend to do that to people who repeatedly break the law. We certainly don’t elect them to high office.
“Tommy Robinson” isn’t a hero. He isn’t inside because of “freeze peach”.
Elmo, mate. “Tommy Robinson” is in prison because he *checks notes* broke the law. Here in the UK, we tend to do that to people who repeatedly break the law. We certainly don’t elect them to high office.
“Tommy Robinson” isn’t a hero. He isn’t inside because of “freeze peach”.
November 26, 2024 at 11:19 PM
#ElonMusk
Elmo, mate. “Tommy Robinson” is in prison because he *checks notes* broke the law. Here in the UK, we tend to do that to people who repeatedly break the law. We certainly don’t elect them to high office.
“Tommy Robinson” isn’t a hero. He isn’t inside because of “freeze peach”.
Elmo, mate. “Tommy Robinson” is in prison because he *checks notes* broke the law. Here in the UK, we tend to do that to people who repeatedly break the law. We certainly don’t elect them to high office.
“Tommy Robinson” isn’t a hero. He isn’t inside because of “freeze peach”.
Elmo the space Karen is getting tetchy with the uk government:
“They will be summoned to the United States of America to explain their censorship and threats to American citizens.”
Elmo is pissed because
A) We don’t fucking care what he thinks.
B) The censorship of which he speaks is his job.
“They will be summoned to the United States of America to explain their censorship and threats to American citizens.”
Elmo is pissed because
A) We don’t fucking care what he thinks.
B) The censorship of which he speaks is his job.
November 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Elmo the space Karen is getting tetchy with the uk government:
“They will be summoned to the United States of America to explain their censorship and threats to American citizens.”
Elmo is pissed because
A) We don’t fucking care what he thinks.
B) The censorship of which he speaks is his job.
“They will be summoned to the United States of America to explain their censorship and threats to American citizens.”
Elmo is pissed because
A) We don’t fucking care what he thinks.
B) The censorship of which he speaks is his job.
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Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
November 14, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
Hello BlueSky.
Jolly nice to meet you all.
If you’re:
LFC
Metal 🤘
Video games
Movies
Books
TV
Talking bollocks
Hate trump. And Tories.
Or you are human. Come say hello.
Jolly nice to meet you all.
If you’re:
LFC
Metal 🤘
Video games
Movies
Books
TV
Talking bollocks
Hate trump. And Tories.
Or you are human. Come say hello.
November 13, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Hello BlueSky.
Jolly nice to meet you all.
If you’re:
LFC
Metal 🤘
Video games
Movies
Books
TV
Talking bollocks
Hate trump. And Tories.
Or you are human. Come say hello.
Jolly nice to meet you all.
If you’re:
LFC
Metal 🤘
Video games
Movies
Books
TV
Talking bollocks
Hate trump. And Tories.
Or you are human. Come say hello.