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I did a mock flyer to hand out to South Carolina Guardsmen being sent to DC (I did the Ohio one before coffee this morning, so SURELY it can be improved on), borrowing from @pbump.com's latest.
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![South Carolina Guard!
Governor Henry McMaster and President Donald Trump have ordered you to leave your home, your family, your job to patrol DC because this guy was assaulted by unarmed teenagers:
Ed “Big Balls” Coristine
[picture of Coristine with bad haircut and untucked shirt]
Who is Big Balls?
A 19-year old graduate of elite Rye Country Day whose Daddy runs company called LesserEvil
Previously associated with criminal hackers
Fired from internship for leaking internal documents
Hired by the richest man in the world to sort through your government data, including healthcare and social security data
With no relevant experience, hired at seniority paying upwards of $120,000
About the assault:
On August 3, around 3AM, Big Balls’ girlfriend approached her car and group of 10 unarmed teenagers approached
Big Balls shoved one of the kids into the car
Kids assaulted Big Balls and gave him a bloody nose and a concussion
Police responded, arrested two
Big Balls also lost $1,000 iPhone 16](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bbp2b224lro3bfnzcqwwnkfo/bafkreigzfh27vratm4fffknl2p2ke5lun6pm6qcengsgdbwfne7o4x3hyy@jpeg)
![About DOGE:
Promised to root out waste fraud and abuse
Routinely fabricated claims of cost savings
Cut Cancer research, Nuclear Weapon security, Ebola prevention
Kicked Social Security recipients off the rolls
[line graph showing that crime has fallen sharply from a COVID spike]
South Carolina’s crime is worse than DC’s
Violent crime has fallen from COVID spike
Trump’s US Attorney bragged that violent crime dropped 25% this year
Many areas of South Carolina (in pink) have higher violent crime rates than DC
[Map of South Carolina with over thirty pink circles showing a higher violent crime rate than DC]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bbp2b224lro3bfnzcqwwnkfo/bafkreiah4udypsp2ay2vr3dlslqhwnulio2nlc42plcy3bpk3onf5vt4ay@jpeg)
August 17, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I did a mock flyer to hand out to South Carolina Guardsmen being sent to DC (I did the Ohio one before coffee this morning, so SURELY it can be improved on), borrowing from @pbump.com's latest.
www.pbump.net/o/more-peopl...
www.pbump.net/o/more-peopl...
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scrub harder, lady macbeth
July 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
scrub harder, lady macbeth
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Democrats should respond by gerrymandering their states. If Supreme Court is fine with Republicans doing it in Texas, then do the same and pick up more seats. Take on fascists.
July 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Democrats should respond by gerrymandering their states. If Supreme Court is fine with Republicans doing it in Texas, then do the same and pick up more seats. Take on fascists.
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Trump: People were taken out of the spa, hired by Epstein… I told him we don’t want you taking our people, whether it’s spa or not spa. He did it again, I said out of here.
Reporter: Was one of the stolen people Virginia Giuffre?
Trump: I think so. He stole her.
Reporter: Was one of the stolen people Virginia Giuffre?
Trump: I think so. He stole her.
July 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Trump: People were taken out of the spa, hired by Epstein… I told him we don’t want you taking our people, whether it’s spa or not spa. He did it again, I said out of here.
Reporter: Was one of the stolen people Virginia Giuffre?
Trump: I think so. He stole her.
Reporter: Was one of the stolen people Virginia Giuffre?
Trump: I think so. He stole her.
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a woman just trying to get home gets shot
June 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
a woman just trying to get home gets shot
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These are the clowns Congress refuses to stop.
February 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
These are the clowns Congress refuses to stop.